verge collection. aka. bring out your dead!

[Capt'n Goff]

due to the amount of AWESOME stuff you can find in verge collection (from furniture for an entire student house, washing machines to make fire barrels for parties, to vintage nang cream canisters), this thread will serve as an update for the current areas of perth with verge collection going on.

when glorious junk starts appaering on the verge in YOUR area, post it in here! or even if you just see it while you're driving around...

[nVs]

due to the amount of AWESOME stuff you can find in verge collection (from furniture for an entire student house, washing machines to make fire barrels for parties, to vintage nang cream canisters), this thread will serve as an update for the current areas of perth with verge collection going on.

when glorious junk starts appaering on the verge in YOUR area, post it in here! or even if you just see it while you're driving around...


seriously!
this is such a good idea!
nice post/idea!

[FatBassLines]

seriously!
this is such a good idea!
nice post/idea!
i was actually just thinking the complete opposite.

What cheap pig wants someone elses trash

[angelbel]

They're just finishing off the bulk rubbish collection around the Ballajura area.

[nVs]

i was actually just thinking the complete opposite.

What cheap pig wants someone elses trash


well strange how ive managed to sell TV's for over 200$ that ive found on side of the road!
IM THAT CHEAP PIG!

[alba_]

more shires need to provide skip bins
kerbsides are an eyesore
plus i hate scabs coming reefing thru my rubbish at 11pm at night

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

i hope weve got one soon cause we have 4 washing machines, 2 fridges, a bed base and a matress, car seats (which are serving us well as extra seating) all up for grabs, and they are just sitting in our backyard like some sort of whitegoods graveyard.

[FatBassLines]

well strange how ive managed to sell TV's for over 200$ that ive found on side of the road!
IM THAT CHEAP PIG!

haha yes.... yes you are

[aleks]

I'd never take something into my home that was sitting on someones kerb

unless I was broke/a junkie/homeless

[FatBassLines]

i hope weve got one soon cause we have 4 washing machines, 2 fridges, a bed base and a matress, car seats (which are serving us well as extra seating) all up for grabs, and they are just sitting in our backyard like some sort of whitegoods graveyard.
i was watching a provocative show on t.v last night i think about a guy who would murder people and stick them in barrels.

Perhaps those washing machines could have a use after all

[Sneeza]

more shires need to provide skip bins
kerbsides are an eyesore
plus i hate scabs coming reefing thru my rubbish at 11pm at night

Anyone remember the 'poor' family on Neighbours a few years back? Their son was all down about something so his mum gets her van and they go 'treasure hunting' on verge collection. lol

I knew a guy who furnished his house with verge collection shit... he also crashed into a high tension power pole whilst drink driving and was wearing the shirt 'help me I've fallen and I can't find my beer'.

[FatBassLines]

I'd never take something into my home that was sitting on someones kerb

unless I was broke/a junkie/homeless
haha x2 :D

[ZD]

they're in the process of a bulk collection in westminster/nollamarra/balga. come on down for shit stained mattresses, broken tv's/desks/cotts and garbage that makes you wonder "why the fuck they waited until a curbside collection to get rid of all that shit? where the fuck did they keep it? and are you telling me they accumulated all this crap since the last curbside collection?!"

edit: curbside collections in the rich neighborhoods is the way to go :)

[Sway]

we just had bulk rubbish in our area.

put out a few old comp monitors - not flat screen, just the old but very good/clean/useable ones.

nothing wrong with them etc - no one friggen took em!

ungrateful swines *shakes fist*

[FatBassLines]

we just had bulk rubbish in our area.

put out a few old comp monitors - not flat screen, just the old but very good/clean/useable ones.

nothing wrong with them etc - no one friggen took em!

ungrateful swines *shakes fist*
Haha good i snol'd

They also denied you the enjoyment of smashing them up with a hammer

[Sneeza]

they're in the process of a bulk collection in westminster/nollamarra/balga. come on down for shit stained mattresses, broken tv's/desks/cotts and garbage that makes you wonder "why the fuck they waited until a curbside collection to get rid of all that shit? where the fuck did they keep it? and are you telling me they accumulated all this crap since the last curbside collection?!"

edit: curbside collections in the rich neighborhoods is the way to go :)

Rich neighbourhoods dont always have them... their councils provide them with 2 skip bins a year or something.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

Perhaps those washing machines could have a use after all
no problem, pm me for my address and you can pick them up and do what you will. i saw/heard nothing.
why does it not surprise me that you would use them for this.
p.s. you know a good friend of mine paul donnolly.

[angelbel]

he also crashed into a high tension power pole whilst drink driving and was wearing the shirt 'help me I've fallen and I can't find my beer'.
:laugh: damn that made me laugh

[angelbel]

Rich neighbourhoods dont always have them... their councils provide them with 2 skip bins a year or something.
I'd say it's for these reasons



more shires need to provide skip bins
kerbsides are an eyesore
plus i hate scabs coming reefing thru my rubbish at 11pm at night

[Farcough]

we just had bulk rubbish in our area.

put out a few old comp monitors - not flat screen, just the old but very good/clean/useable ones.

nothing wrong with them etc - no one friggen took em!

ungrateful swines *shakes fist*
every 2nd house is throwing those monitors out lol!
no computer towers unfortuanetly
the guy two doors down from us threw out an old tower (it had a TURBO button and no usb ports for christ sake - must have been at least 15 years old) and within 2 days it had been taken

[nVs]

haha x2 :D

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/littlebow06/cornhole.png

[angelbel]

Is that the "leave britney alone" freak?

[Sneeza]

every 2nd house is throwing those monitors out lol!
no computer towers unfortuanetly
the guy two doors down from us threw out an old tower (it had a TURBO button and no usb ports for christ sake - must have been at least 15 years old) and within 2 days it had been taken

lol my mum threw out my pentium dx4 thingy, it had a turbo button.... it was gone in a day... and that's in Roleystone where there is no electricity.

[Sway]

every 2nd house is throwing those monitors out lol!
no computer towers unfortuanetly
the guy two doors down from us threw out an old tower (it had a TURBO button and no usb ports for christ sake - must have been at least 15 years old) and within 2 days it had been taken

we had some old whitegoods and old comp bits - all perfect working order - all got taken.
the monitors were damn good pretty 17'' ones - yeah ok not flat screen but beggers cant be choosers...well.

and yeah council only provides 2 a year for the more betterer suburbs - mum just got hers taken away in belmont. well she is one street of being considered belmont. *shrugs*

[Beni C]

They're just finishing off the bulk rubbish collection around the Ballajura area.

I thought Ballajura was just a pile of bulk rubbish :look:

[angelbel]

I thought Ballajura was just a pile of bulk rubbish :look:
You thought wrong then.

[Sway]

actually ballajura has some really nice parts!

[nVs]

Is that the "leave britney alone" freak?

cant say i know...
it looks like a chick...
but, so did that guy!

[Sneeza]

actually ballajura has some really nice parts!

so does armadale

[angelbel]

actually ballajura has some really nice parts!
Exactly.
Granted south Ballajura isn't the nicest area, but I can certainly think of a lot worse places around Perth to live.

[Kevin]

actually ballajura has some really nice parts!

The exit?

[FatBassLines]

no problem, pm me for my address and you can pick them up and do what you will. i saw/heard nothing.
why does it not surprise me that you would use them for this.
p.s. you know a good friend of mine paul donnolly.
haha i was actually suggesting you could use them for that purpose ....not me.

Paul donnolly, never heard of him.

You became facebook friends with my best friend last week. david Williams

[alba_]

fucking fork out $150 for a skip bin instead of stankying up my area with your shit

hey you know that movie "grumpy old men"? yeh well thats me when i'm standing out the front scowling at all the kids skateboarding up and down, or possibly riding pocket bikes and the white trash up the road with their basketball hoop in the cul-de-sac... go to fucking school and stop being little cunts. god help them if they venture onto my lawn *shakes fist*

[FatBassLines]

so does armadale
it does up near the hills.

[aleks]

so does armadale

so does rocko...ya kharnt

[alba_]

Exactly.
Granted south Ballajura isn't the nicest area, but I can certainly think of a lot worse places around Perth to live.

The Lakes is beautiful
i looked at houses in there but they were a little pricey for the size i wanted

[angelbel]

Fuck all you guys saying Ballajura is crap :mad:

[vapours]

The exit?

haha

[Sway]

Fuck all you guys saying Ballajura is crap :mad:

except me right? lol
one of my besties lived there her whole life - in fact a couple of good mates lived their too - beautiful houses and nice area - no dodge.
unless i just havnt seen the oh-so-bad side of ballaz i just dont get the hooha over it.

[Mono Lisa]

I found a push scooter thrown out on the verge when I was walking home from the train station the other day and scooted my way home :love:

[Sway]

I found a push scooter thrown out on the verge when I was walking home from the train station the other day and scooted my way home :love:

thats pretty cool!

[angelbel]

except me right? lol
one of my besties lived there her whole life - in fact a couple of good mates lived their too - beautiful houses and nice area - no dodge.
unless i just havnt seen the oh-so-bad side of ballaz i just dont get the hooha over it.
No you didn't say it was crap so you're alright. So is alba.
The rest of you can fuck right off.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

haha i was actually suggesting you could use them for that purpose ....not me.

Paul donnolly, never heard of him.

You became facebook friends with my best friend last week. david Williams
hang on maybe ive got the wrong greg.
david wiliams, i went to sdhool with him. i havent looked at his profile but im about to. why arent we friends??
edit: yeah i got the wrong greg. what the hell.

[Curare]

managed to pick up 5 whipper snippers, all of which needed a little love and go like the clappers now.

anyone want one cheap?

[Mono Lisa]

thats pretty cool!

Yeah I was very excited. I have always wanted one! Then me and my housemate got drunk that night and timed ourselves racing up and down our driveway. I won, of course!!

[alba_]

Fuck all you guys saying Ballajura is crap :mad:

nah they are right... look how povo and shit it is...

http://images.reiwa.com/list/91/2521991-01.jpg
not even the most expensive listing in the suburb

[Sneeza]

No you didn't say it was crap so you're alright. So is alba.
The rest of you can fuck right off.

Bel... come on. I :inlove: you.. that's all that matters.

[angelbel]

nah they are right... look how povo and shit it is...

http://images.reiwa.com/list/91/2521991-01.jpg
not even the most expensive listing in the suburb
Yeah it's such a shithole...
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6913/104773396ml1207018800bo5.jpg

Liz - don't try and sweet talk me now. The damage is done. I know how you feel.

[Kevin]

hang on maybe ive got the wrong greg.
david wiliams, i went to sdhool with him. i havent looked at his profile but im about to. why arent we friends??
edit: yeah i got the wrong greg. what the hell.

David Williams!

[Capt'n Goff]

need a current one, no use ppl whinging about how much they dislike it (cos that's not gonna change anything) or ppl saying they JUST had one (cos there's now nothing left!)

specifically i am looking for a whole shizload of mattresses... for an elaborate australia day idea in the pipeline... doesn't matter if they are dirty or not as they will have something over them anyway.

[FatBassLines]

hang on maybe ive got the wrong greg.
david wiliams, i went to sdhool with him. i havent looked at his profile but im about to. why arent we friends??
edit: yeah i got the wrong greg. what the hell.
i know a ross and a scot donnelly, does that help.
Ill add you now and then you can write love messages on my wall

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

David Williams!
nah, wavid dilliams

[Kevin]

Yeah it's such a shithole...
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6913/104773396ml1207018800bo5.jpg

Liz - don't try and sweet talk me now. The damage is done. I know how you feel.

Ballajura is such a shit hole that when God told the worlds cities to have a verge suburb collection, Perth left a rusty dented old Ballajura on it's verge

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

Ill add you now and then you can write love messages on my wall
the probability of that happening is 100%

[FatBassLines]

David Williams!
thats right, a big nose scouser

[Kevin]

nah, wavid dilliams

I know 2 David Williams. One that grew up near Ballajura and frequents this board and another that may have grown up around their too.

[frogman]

there are piles of shit starting to appear in scarborough as well.

[FatBassLines]

the probability of that happening is 100%
you have a friend request. how exiting for you

[Kevin]

thats right, a big nose scouser

How many David Williams are there in Perth?

I know one from Perth that lives here and one from Kidderminster in England that lives here

[angelbel]

Ballajura is such a shit hole that when God told the worlds cities to have a verge suburb collection, Perth left a rusty dented old Ballajura on it's verge
What the hell would you know nancy boy?

[ohdee]

we'll be throwing out half of our house and locking certain housemates indoors the entire time so as to put a stop to having people with trolleys full of boards and desks and shit fill up the backyard again.

[Kevin]

What the hell would you know nancy boy?

Ballajura pulled a knife on me when I was walking through a poorly lit alleyway. It raped me I tell ya.

[angelbel]

Ballajura pulled a knife on me when I was walking through a poorly lit alleyway. It raped me I tell ya.
You and your poncy football kit were asking for it.

[FatBassLines]

How many David Williams are there in Perth?

I know one from Perth that lives here and one from Kidderminster in England that lives here
only one that matters

[Kevin]

You and your poncy football kit were asking for it.

Nice suburbs like Greenwood, Mount Pleasant and Peppermint Grove would never get involved in that kind of thing. They would be at home tucked up in bed.

[vapours]

Yeah it's such a shithole...
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6913/104773396ml1207018800bo5.jpg

Liz - don't try and sweet talk me now. The damage is done. I know how you feel.

71 ROCHESTER CIRCLE BALGA

Situated opposite the lush, vibrant and sprawling Celebration Park, a contemporary style combines with a family friendly design and just the right hint of sophistication to create a wonderful lifestyle opportunity. This immaculately presented home offers open plan living zones that are spacious and sunny and flow seamlessly to the pleasant alfresco entertaining areas that come with a long, pitched roof patio and plenty of lawn for the kids. The lounge room to the front of the home is enclosed by timber framed double doors and would make a perfect home theatre. The beautiful parkland vista and easy access to shopping and schools only adds to the sense that the good life awaits the future owners of this home.


http://www.realestate.com.au/objects/props/4142/105424142ml1232318889.jpg

[angelbel]

Nice suburbs like Greenwood, Mount Pleasant and Peppermint Grove would never get involved in that kind of thing. They would be at home tucked up in bed.
Of course... but you'd never be allowed to set foot in those nice suburbs to begin with.
You belong right where you are. In Northbridge with all the alco's and hobos.

[ohdee]

Of course... but you'd never be allowed to set foot in those nice suburbs to begin with.
You belong right where you are. In Northbridge with all the alco's and hobos.

lol wut

[Kevin]

Of course... but you'd never be allowed to set foot in those nice suburbs to begin with.
You belong right where you are. In Northbridge with all the abo's.

Well I never!!!

[ZD]

ballajura looks like a nice suburb. the residents however seem to suffer from a collective inferiority complex :p

[angelbel]

ballajura looks like a nice suburb. the residents however seem to suffer from a collective inferiority complex :p
Like hell they do. I know that I'm better than all y'all.
So is Huey.
We win.

[aleks]

3.2million can buy a dope pad overlooking the ocean.....in rockingham

http://www.realestate.com.au/objects/props/4100/105394100mm1229326331.jpg

[waxE]

the suburb would probably benefit from a name change. something along the lines of westminster?

[Halu]

There is a website for this?

I found a pink apple mac, one of those ones that have the computer built into the screen, complete with keyboard and mouse in it's box

Figured take it home and see if it works because it barely looked touched, I didn't expect it to actually work though. Hardly anything on the thing and really it didn't have a mark on it, I think someone bought it then lost interest pretty fast. Score. Gave it to bfs mum who always said she wanted her own computer to learn and email people etc. I don't think she was too impressed that now she actually has to learn haha.

[s u b u r b a n]

lol at thread

i live in the 'posh' part of clarkson, somerly. oxymoron ?

sif i give a fuck what people think. Its my (unfinished) pad. Love it

[Kirky85]

there are piles of shit starting to appear in scarborough as well.

WOW welcome back

[Halu]

lol at thread

i live in the 'posh' part of clarkson, somerly. oxymoron ?

sif i give a fuck what people think. Its my (unfinished) pad. Love it

most people with something to say are probably renting anyway. dix in their faces

[Joey Jo Jo Junior]

the suburb would probably benefit from a name change. something along the lines of westminster?
i was thinking more along the lines of shitsville

[ZD]

the suburb would probably benefit from a name change. something along the lines of westminster?we're not fooling anybody :look:

[Kirky85]

My Suberb...is not the safest.

But i have a 975 square metre block, in a quiet cul-de-sac .so this does not bother me.
However.... Bulk rubbish is crazy here, people dribing around, russeling through ya shit.

I remember when i was younger, i saw someone taking a old suitcase off our bulk rubbish and i ran out there and called him a stealer.
Then my dad explained it to me.

Bulk rubbish is always fun when you are smashed drunk on ya way home and you see a bike.

DING DING

[Chach]

I had to have a word with the neighbours of a renovation I'm doing for filling up my skips with their rubbish (they left old letters with their name and address on) one of the neighbours was apologetic and sent out pancakes for everyone on the site this morning, the other guy snuck in last night unwrapped some plastic wrapped asbestos then phoned the council.
I need a plan for revenge. Any Suggestions?

[OSC]

Last week some daft kunt set the bulk rubbish on fire at the house opposite me. 2am I called the fire bridgade and talking to the firemen (:look:) that was the 7th bulk rubbish verge fire they'd put out in the last 2 hours.

Fucking idiots.

[syntax]

love kerbside pickups, picked up a great couch, dinning chairs and a few ten speed racers.

but the crowning glory is my current bike

[Sneeza]

I had to have a word with the neighbours of a renovation I'm doing for filling up my skips with their rubbish (they left old letters with their name and address on) one of the neighbours was apologetic and sent out pancakes for everyone on the site this morning, the other guy snuck in last night unwrapped some plastic wrapped asbestos then phoned the council.
I need a plan for revenge. Any Suggestions?

Is the mesothilioma that he's going to get from the asbestos not enough?

Maybe chuck a big sheet of it right next to his aircon or whirly bird things on the roof (which ever one he has) to be sure.

The throw a pine pole through the back window of his car... you know like somone did to that car at the North Perth maccas.

[GoOsH]

managed to pick up 5 whipper snippers, all of which needed a little love and go like the clappers now.

anyone want one cheap?
man I need a freakin whipper snipper! me buy cheap cheap

[GoOsH]

lol at thread?

i live in the 'posh' part of clarkson, somerly. oxymoron ?

sif i give a fuck what people think. Its my (unfinished) pad. Love it
haha how come all poms live up in kingsley, whitfords, clarkson, joondalup etc etc?

[Sneeza]

haha how come all poms live up in kingsley, whitfords, clarkson, joondalup etc etc?

I think you're forgetting 'Brighton... by the beach'

[Capt'n Goff]

Is the mesothilioma that he's going to get from the asbestos not enough?

Maybe chuck a big sheet of it right next to his aircon or whirly bird things on the roof (which ever one he has) to be sure.

The throw a pine pole through the back window of his car... you know like somone did to that car at the North Perth maccas.

big sheet sitting there stationary would do nothing, the only risk is at the moment when the sheets get broken. otherwise the fibres will stay there bound up in the cement, nice and inert forever. when you crack/crush it that's when there's the risk of fibres getting released into the air and hence breathed into the lungs. besides, aircon draws air from inside and recirculates it, the air that it draws from outside is just passed over the heat exchangers on the outside and then blown away...

sorry to be a know-it-all but that scheme of revenge would result in just as much danger to him as the neighbour he's trying to get revenge on!


man what a fuckin retarded neighbour though, he gets caught doing something wrong, politely asked not to, so he goes and gets dirty with asbestos and calls the council on ya... what did the council say?

[Chach]

They just said can you get rid of it by the weekend, the code of practice says "remove as soon as is practicable" which I was maybe stretching, but it was all wrapped and taped up.