Nickole's first car crash

[NickoleMunyard]

HOW exciting !!!!!

so anyway i drove my grandfathers bwm into the back of another car

it was slippery tho. luckly the other car had no damage what so ever !!!

it wasnt bad driving it was wet and the bastard next to me wouldnt let me in the next lane so i had to slam my breaks on ..... which caused me to glide right into the back of a another broom broom car

that happen yesterday.

SO tell all about your car crashes

[mooki]

I was in a 5 car pile up about 2 months after i got my license/car.
That wasnt very fun

[Willz]

when I was 17 on my L's I drove my Dad's V6 work car and wrote it off. I smashed into the back of a truck and narrowly escaped death for me and my mate. I crashed cos he was fucking about with the tape player, I looked down to see what he was doing and showed him how to do it, then when I looked up the back of the truck was in the car. We were told had we been going 10km's faster we would not be here now. Fortunately, we escaped without as much as a scratch. We were both shocked.

Hey Nickole, does this mean Trent will have to drive you around ever more?!

[NickoleMunyard]

woooo nasty

im very lucky no one was hurt

[purlin]

no crashes

[d-vo]

had my license for 10 yrs and only had a crash a few months ago. i went up the arse of some dude in my van, broke my bull bar clean off, only a tiny dent in the boot of his crappy toyota sedan thing. couldn't believe it.

[Wrepz]

I rolled my new(er) car into my house.

My old laser you could just roll down the driveway to bring it in at night without keys in the ignition... my new car had power brakes so before i realised i couldn't push the brake without ignition doing my last second stop thing I was into the wall before I could reach for the handie.

Costly.

Never crashed a car on the roads though.

[frogman]

that sucks

the girlfriend was just in one. Pissing down with rain, going down the freeway at about 60kph. Car in front stops, she jams on the brakes, they lock up and bam, instant 4 car pile up.

noone was majorly hurt though she has got a wonky ankle now.

[Korrupt]

my first crash i got hit by a bus

my second crash some turkey came flying out of his driveway at about 60 straight into me

[hArDcOrE rAvEsS]

Originally posted by purlin
no crashes

Except one "friend" backed into my car in his driveway..

Dickhead..

[littlemissloop]

i've had my fair share of crashes im on a good streak atm

[Tension]

Originally posted by NickoleMunyard
HOW exciting !!!!!

so anyway i drove my grandfathers bwm into the back of another car

it was slippery tho. luckly the other car had no damage what so ever !!!

it wasnt bad driving it was wet and the bastard next to me wouldnt let me in the next lane so i had to slam my breaks on ..... which caused me to glide right into the back of a another broom broom car

that happen yesterday.

SO tell all about your car crashes

nah that sounds like bad driving to me, you also seem quite happy about the crash

My only incident was in the car park at work, an illegally parked vehicle snuck into my blind spot just before i reversed out of the marked bay, stupid bitch was crying as i told her what a stupid place it was to park. stupid.

[Polski Beach Bum]

I've had 3 crashes, and all of them i was doing under 5km/hr

I kinda figured out with time i'm a good driver but when it comes to small things i'm a shocker.

One was in a car park, we both reversed out of our bays at the same time and were in each other's blind spot. It was more his fault tho cos he accelerated out of his bay like he was schumacker

The other two we're 100% all me, both sittign at give way type turning left lanes, both times my head is turned to the right lookign when there are no cars and when i can turn left, and both times i let go of my breaks forgetting there's a car in front of me. Both times no damage aswell, hehe.

[pacman]

Originally posted by purlin
no crashes

i've broken down heaps though and had to be towed heaps too
.... that was in me old crappy magna RIP
not had a single problem with my new subaru

new cars

[flaunt]

i wrote off my old car by driving into the side of a milktruck & toppled the milktruck over onto its side

he was in the wrong, and i sued the cunt for $5k

[eks]

no cigar eh willz.
i've had a couple, fell asleep at the wheel and put a truck and trailer into the bush trying to get home for xmas one year. another time in northbridge, pissing down with rain i pulled away from the kerb into the path another car, i convinced him that my car wasn't moving and wasn't started and was all his fault while a mate used his mac daddy skills to get a group of chicks onside as witnesses.

[Gibbon]

Originally posted by NickoleMunyard
HOW exciting !!!!!

so anyway i drove my grandfathers bwm into the back of another car

it was slippery tho. luckly the other car had no damage what so ever !!!

it wasnt bad driving it was wet and the bastard next to me wouldnt let me in the next lane so i had to slam my breaks on ..... which caused me to glide right into the back of a another broom broom car

I did that once, it sucked

[Interjecta]

Two crashes, and numerous near misses

First one was when a guy ran a red light in East Perth and wrote my car off. The second was in April this year after leaving 33 & 1/3. Some buttmunch decided he'd try going through the roundabout @ Oxford St. whilst I was still stationary and giving way to my right. Suffice to say he ploughed into my arse end. Only last week I came within a few inches of getting cleaned up in a roundabout 'coz someone just decided to go through without slowing down or giving way to their right. God bless my handbrake.

[one like the goose]

Originally posted by purlin
no crashes

Touch wood.

[farmer_cist]

Originally posted by eks
another time in northbridge, pissing down with rain i pulled away from the kerb into the path another car, i convinced him that my car wasn't moving and wasn't started and was all his fault while a mate used his mac daddy skills to get a group of chicks onside as witnesses.

i love that story.

I haven't had any prangs, really (wood touch)
Only one the day i got off my P plates, but that was some other chick's fault when she pulled out of a driveway without looking and hit my Pulsar with her VeeDub.

[Curare]

You grandad drives a Bwm?

What the fuck is that?

[Moe]

Originally posted by d-vo
had my license for 10 yrs and only had a crash a few months ago. i went up the arse of some dude in my van, broke my bull bar clean off, only a tiny dent in the boot of his crappy toyota sedan thing. couldn't believe it.

yeah but you only actually started driving last year.
pfffft no car=no accidents=cheating

i had my first car crash 4 weeks after i got my license on the way to the TEE english exam.
Then one of the questions was to write an essay on something that has happened recently which will have an affect on your life, so i wrote aboot that.

i got a c

[d-vo]

Originally posted by Moemunny
yeah but you only actually started driving last year.
pfffft no car=no accidents=cheating

i had my first car crash 4 weeks after i got my license on the way to the TEE english exam.
Then one of the questions was to write an essay on something that has happened recently which will have an affect on your life, so i wrote aboot that.

i got a c

ya mum, even though i've really had no car of my own, i've driven a fair amount, even in foreign lands on the wrong side of the road. so lets say maybe 6 years compressed. i once drove onto the front of my mums house, does that count?

[JAMES H]

Originally posted by flaunt he was in the wrong, and i sued the cunt for $5k

Did you grab any of the milk cartons ala Homer Simpson style with the sugar truck?

Two accidents I've had in my driving career:

1. Some bikie ran a red light in 1994 (he was pissed as a fart) and clipped the edge of my rear bumper as he went screaming past (it was just sticking out - I'd been let in by a friendly motorist whilst waiting to turn right out of kenwick station).

Somehow the police forgot to breathalyse the guy (he reeked of Jim Beam) and called it my fault - even with 5 witnesses in my favour.. cops.. the investigating officer told me down the phone about a week later.. 'it wouldn't have been your fault if he didn't hit you'.. I said 'it wouldn't have been an accident if he wasn't so pissed as to run a red light and hit me'.. cops..

2. Some lady turned right across Albany Highway in her brand new Barina. My old VC commodore tore the front bumper right off it. When I spoke to her old man that night to sort out the insurance stuff he just said 'fuckin wife, just bought her that thing, should have got her a fuckin old gemini!'.

[Moe]

Originally posted by d-vo
ya mum, even though i've really had no car of my own, i've driven a fair amount, even in foreign lands on the wrong side of the road. so lets say maybe 6 years compressed. i once drove onto the front of my mums house, does that count?

i once drove into the front of your mums house too i never told you about that.

She was all like
'pull up to my bumper baby in your long (white) limosine'
'pull up to my bumper baby drive it in between'

so i drove into her front window.

[d-vo]

Originally posted by Moemunny
i once drove into the front of your mums house too i never told you about that.

She was all like
'pull up to my bumper baby in your long (white) limosine'
'pull up to my bumper baby drive it in between'

so i drove into her front window.

huh? she don't live there anymore so it don't matter none

pub tonight?

[geisha]

Originally posted by NickoleMunyard
HOW exciting !!!!!

so anyway i drove my grandfathers bwm into the back of another car

it was slippery tho. luckly the other car had no damage what so ever !!!

it wasnt bad driving it was wet and the bastard next to me wouldnt let me in the next lane so i had to slam my breaks on ..... which caused me to glide right into the back of a another broom broom car

that happen yesterday.

SO tell all about your car crashes

u brainless wench.

how can u start a car accidents thread with a grinning smilie?!

and how is having a car accident an event to celebrate??

it sounds as though your driving skills are negligible, in which case the damage could've been a lot worse and someone could've been hurt.

i hope your poor grandad has insurance.

ps - my first car crash was not my fault and i went off at the other girl who caused it and made her cry LOL

[Moe]

Originally posted by geisha
u brainless wench.

how can u start a car accidents thread with a grinning smilie?!

and how is having a car accident an event to celebrate??

it sounds as though your driving skills are negligible, in which case the damage could've been a lot worse and someone could've been hurt.

i hope your poor grandad has insurance.

ps - my first car crash was not my fault and i went off at the other girl who caused it and made her cry LOL

HA HA HA you are such a bitch
Nickole: Kick her in the cunt.

[geisha]

LOL

what for?

having an opinion?

[flaunt]

Originally posted by JAMES H
Did you grab any of the milk cartons ala Homer Simpson style with the sugar truck?

lol ... u know me well, James

of course i checked for milk, unfortunately the milktruck was loaded with empty crates :/

[Starma]

When i was on my L's my parents went away, so i started driving the corolla around, I was doing 70 in a 50 zone and a cat ran onto the road and stupidly i slammed the brakes and drove through two copper poles and almost driving into a lake, i managed to drive home with 2 flat tyres and a screwed up radiator, no head lights and for some reason the drivers seat bolts were loose!

total write off, parents werent too happy!!

oh well

[alba]

lol @ Nickole

I've had a couple of accidents, couple of incidents...

Hit a tree in Gnangara pines in my old Mk 1 Escort, drove it home replaced bumper and did a bit of homebrew panelbeating, good as new...

Wrote off my fully sick VC Commodore, bloke come around a blind corner, on the wrong side of the road, in his tank (HQ) and ploughed me.

Driving up Walter rd in the fully bombed Mirage and did $3.5k to my car and $500 to the back of a Corolla. Stupid dick slammed on his brakes to turn a corner and I was a dick for driving too close. I'd just had an Evo bumper put on the sucker and flatspotted the new 16" tyres... fuck fuck FUCK!!!

......

been in a couple good ones aswell.

my mate had just got his licence that day and we were coming back from another mates house stoned as fuck, he decides to invent the sport of drifting around Waltham Way (Morley, windy funny little street). He puts his Mum's Bluebird Wagon into a light post and brings down the power lines. I reckon we were doing 40-50 when we hit the pole. The impact bent the chassis and my door wouldn't open. His door opened fine, he just fuckin legged it into the nearby park and left me in the car half dazed, fully stoned and even more pissed because I was trapped. I sat there for about 30 secs and then did a bit of a Rambo and kicked the door open and dove out of the car dodging powerlines. The old lady whose house it was out the front of came out and offered us a cup of tea. The tow truck driver laughed his arse off when he came to take the car, which was a write off.

another mate decides his commodore would make a good ballistic missile and jumps a curb sideways at 110kmh after hitting a puddle. You should've seen the sparks fly when we railed that curb, wikkid. lucky the car didn't flip, we also stopped 2 metres short of a brick wall. again car written off....

[Synkr0n]

hey nickole glad to know u werent seriously injured...

last car accident i was in my mates car got completely ploughed outside of planet video! only one bystander actually came to help push the cars off the road...the rest were sitting in their cars beeping their horns

(BEEP AGAIN DICKHEAD AND IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!)

i lost a friend of mine a month ago to a car accident

[ssuperdac]

Hey nickole

I'm withdrawing my offer to lend you the Supra when I'm overseas.

I'm sure my insurance company will feel the same way.

haha

By the way how ya doing bitch!

D

[King]

Originally posted by ssuperdac
Hey nickole

I'm withdrawing my offer to lend you the Supra when I'm overseas.

lending a supra to a chick to get into her pants is fuckin bling

blinging out of control there bro

[Adam Brown]

Originally posted by geisha
u brainless wench.

how can u start a car accidents thread with a grinning smilie?!

and how is having a car accident an event to celebrate??

it sounds as though your driving skills are negligible, in which case the damage could've been a lot worse and someone could've been hurt.

i hope your poor grandad has insurance.

ps - my first car crash was not my fault and i went off at the other girl who caused it and made her cry LOL

Don't you think it's ironic that you're angry at someone for making a joke of a car accident, and then in the same post you have a big hearty LOL at a car accident you had yourself

[TC1000]

I totaled a car I had just spent 2 grand on getting the transmission fixed. Rear ended someone while messing around with the tape deck. I had an ounce of mushrooms in the boot so I was more worried about the police discovering those.

eek, bad memories.

[Willz]

Originally posted by TonyCologne
Rear ended someone while messing around with the tape deck.

[NickoleMunyard]

geisha -- you stink.

Tension -- have only had my licence for almost 2 months now so not very experianced, i was only going like 20km and it was instinct to lock on the breaks and it just happened to be pissing down with rain.

derrick -- hi ! thanks for the calls.... i didnt think u were going to do that still anyway

and my grandfather doesnt have insurance, i offered to pay for the both of us to get it a long time ago, but he is a crazy greek and doesnt belive in wasting the money. I am more than happy to take responsablity for my damages and i will be paying for it.

and geisha ......

[NickoleMunyard]

SynkrOn --- im really sorry to hear that XXOO
i to have lost freinds from high school in car crash's.

*hugs*

[frogman]

Originally posted by NickoleMunyard
and my grandfather doesnt have insurance, i offered to pay for the both of us to get it a long time ago, but he is a crazy greek and doesnt belive in wasting the money. I am more than happy to take responsablity for my damages and i will be paying for it.

pity it wasnt the station wagon really.

[ssuperdac]

Originally posted by King
lending a supra to a chick to get into her pants is fuckin bling

blinging out of control there bro

No chicks pants is worth lending a supra to get into!

If i wanted to get into Nickole's pants i'd just ask her! haha

D

[DJ Stolen Reeboks]

Originally posted by Synkr0n
last car accident i was in my mates car got completely ploughed outside of planet video! only one bystander actually came to help push the cars off the road...the rest were sitting in their cars beeping their horns

That planet video intersection is notorious for accidents!

I was standing on the corner there once and a car slammed into a hatchback, mounted the curb and drives straight past as if he'd cleanly just clipped the hatchback.

This guys left front wheel was 90 degrees the wrong way and bits fo his car where falling off and he's fleeing the scene!

That was the second accident there that night.

[concorde]

Never pranged on the road.

Raced rally cars once - nearly rolled on my first race. Was turning just after crossing the finish line, and because I had no power down the car grabbed the inside of the corner and pulled into the banking and nearly rolled. Then the next time I hit a big tractor tyre and all the haedlights and indicators popped out and bounced around like springy things.

[biskut]

I wrote off my step-dads NISSAN HardBody 3.0l UTE in zimbabwe. I was vorvaed out of my brain and the lightpole kinda jumped into the middle of the road.

I spent 2 days in hospital ....


thats after i received the beating of my life from my stepdad!

1) for taking his ute without permission
2) for crashing his ute
3) for taking drugs

[geisha]

Originally posted by NickoleMunyard
geisha -- you stink.

Tension -- have only had my licence for almost 2 months now so not very experianced, i was only going like 20km and it was instinct to lock on the breaks and it just happened to be pissing down with rain.

derrick -- hi ! thanks for the calls.... i didnt think u were going to do that still anyway

and my grandfather doesnt have insurance, i offered to pay for the both of us to get it a long time ago, but he is a crazy greek and doesnt belive in wasting the money. I am more than happy to take responsablity for my damages and i will be paying for it.

and geisha ......

oi wtf is wrong with your finger in that pic? it looks like you have gotten the tip of it written off in some industrial accident?!

lol

wtf is a bwm?

dont u mean BMW?

[geisha]

Originally posted by Adam Brown
Don't you think it's ironic that you're angry at someone for making a joke of a car accident, and then in the same post you have a big hearty LOL at a car accident you had yourself

i was LOL-ing @ making the girl cry, not the accident.

the accident itself was definitely very unLOL-worthy

[Adam Brown]

Originally posted by geisha
i was LOL-ing @ making the girl cry, not the accident.

And why was the girl crying?

[geisha]

cos she had just caused a car accident and had caused my undue wrath

[Polski Beach Bum]

Originally posted by geisha
cos she had just caused a car accident and had caused my undue wrath

lol, your a bad bitch eva