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    yeah I found the males tend to go pretty spastic like that.

    the females are far more controlled, they pretty much fly normally and just throw a single flip in every now and then.

    the males tumble all over the place.

    teaching the babies to fly is hilarious, they tend to spaz out at inappropriate times, like when they're coming in to land and so on.
    it's quality entertainment with a few bevvies

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    where is that sketch dude? he was supposed to come buy my table. i dont have his frickin number.

    anyone want a really good studio table for $100 ? its worth $400

    bah

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    Does anyone have a pair of clippers handy for tomorrow?

    Im shaving my head (i dont have lice, though im sure something has died in there) and dont feel ist necessary to pay for a new since im only doing it as a one off.

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    oh hellllll noe!
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    voi are u saying to do have some or you dont, or are you afraid that i'll look better with a shaved head

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    is having trouble typing out tongue twisters *really* a yardstick of intelligence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by disintegration View Post
    voi are u saying to do have some or you dont, or are you afraid that i'll look better with a shaved head
    I didnt get what you just said, I got some clippers if your really desperate.

    ps- no one looks better than me with a shave head btw.kthx.
    pwned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moe View Post
    dear teknoscape,
    How do you say "you are fucking retarded, get the fuck out of my classroom" in persian/farsi?

    correct inflections and pronounciations required pls

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    She is the most thrilling evening of your week, but some day she will leave you for good. One night, after she's been gone for years, you will see her on the arm of a younger man, and she will pretend not to recognize you."

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    On another note...

    Anybody ever have trouble with firewall settings on AIM...
    Never used to have probs sending files before but now it's giving me hassle about firewalls.
    Tried messing with my settings to no avail.

    Cheers for any help people.
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    She is the most thrilling evening of your week, but some day she will leave you for good. One night, after she's been gone for years, you will see her on the arm of a younger man, and she will pretend not to recognize you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grover View Post
    yeah I found the males tend to go pretty spastic like that.

    the females are far more controlled, they pretty much fly normally and just throw a single flip in every now and then.

    the males tumble all over the place.
    It kinda looks like theyre slamming on the airbrakes to stop suddenly, avoid a predator or whatever and its just easier to go over backwards than it is to go forwards as the momentum is already going back. lol @ the males going nuts with it. bit like young humans in cars i guess

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    why does the sun hate me?
    youve got your fancy life
    but youre simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooki View Post
    why does the sun hate me?
    dont worry. youre not alone. Us pail people must band together against our flaming celestial oppressor!!

    *puts on sunnies*

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    Quote Originally Posted by gecko View Post
    Us pail people
    I just pictured a group of people with buckets for heads

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    Quote Originally Posted by gecko View Post
    dont worry. youre not alone. Us pail people must band together against our flaming celestial oppressor!!

    *puts on sunnies*
    the sun got me i think i have sun stroke
    but i was having fun mr sun

    i also have the lovely sunglasses sunburn... racccoooooooon!
    youve got your fancy life
    but youre simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by gecko View Post
    It kinda looks like theyre slamming on the airbrakes to stop suddenly, avoid a predator or whatever
    Funny you should say that... a hawk found out where mine lived and started tracking them down. I saw one pull a backflip up and over the hawk, then tumble out of the sky and disappear back into it's coup. This happened right in front of me, we lived in a two story house on a hill - you could see the hawk was dumbfounded. It was awesome, I was cheering!

    There's a bit of debate about why they do it... whether it's a mutation that's taken hold, or a breeding thing ie. showing off. I always presumed it was just a genetic fuckup, but now I'm not too sure. Either way it's pretty cool.

    They almost always go over backwards, but it depends on their wingbeat at the time... if it's a downbeat they will pull a backflip, otherwise they just seem to pause in mid air.

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    can you still pick up a package from the post office if you lose the ltitle card they leave for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Church Decorator View Post
    can you still pick up a package from the post office if you lose the ltitle card they leave for you?
    yeah, just take ID
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grover View Post
    Funny you should say that... a hawk found out where mine lived and started tracking them down. I saw one pull a backflip up and over the hawk, then tumble out of the sky and disappear back into it's coup. This happened right in front of me, we lived in a two story house on a hill - you could see the hawk was dumbfounded. It was awesome, I was cheering!

    There's a bit of debate about why they do it... whether it's a mutation that's taken hold, or a breeding thing ie. showing off. I always presumed it was just a genetic fuckup, but now I'm not too sure. Either way it's pretty cool.

    They almost always go over backwards, but it depends on their wingbeat at the time... if it's a downbeat they will pull a backflip, otherwise they just seem to pause in mid air.
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    download manager for firefox - windows

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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    download manager for firefox - windows
    is the built in one not working?

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    kind of... my workplace likes to 'filter' downloads... so everytime i try to download a mix (by right clicking and save as) it wont save properly. but if i just click it, it will save thru the webpage so they can filter what you save. therefore, am wanting to try anothery out

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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    kind of... my workplace likes to 'filter' downloads... so everytime i try to download a mix (by right clicking and save as) it wont save properly. but if i just click it, it will save thru the webpage so they can filter what you save. therefore, am wanting to try anothery out
    In all honesty, this makes very little sense.

    I know that mp3s will load in pages for me, because I have Quicktime installed. From there I can save the file. The last download manager I used was getright waaaay back in the day. I imagine it should still be around.

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    ok, i shall try it that way thanks

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    which TSer used to own a black 2 door quite new getz?

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    dear teknoscape, why is that in sydney they have banned smoking in public places ie. parks but you can smoke on the street, as it is bad for children, but they haven't banned alcohol consumption in public places?

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    thats pauls old bitch mobile
    hes got a boys car now
    youve got your fancy life
    but youre simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    dear teknoscape, why is that in sydney they have banned smoking in public places ie. parks but you can smoke on the street, as it is bad for children, but they haven't banned alcohol consumption in public places?
    because drinking alcohol can't give other people cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by amelia View Post
    which TSer used to own a black 2 door quite new getz?
    jazza?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    because drinking alcohol can't give other people cancer
    yeah i know, this whole smoking vs drinking is starting to get to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    yeah i know, this whole smoking vs drinking is starting to get to me
    good thing you live in perth where drinking in public places is also banned

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    really? but you can sit at a park and have a picnic with wine...

    hmmm i officially dont get the drinking in public places rules. you need to explain it to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    really? but you can sit at a park and have a picnic with wine...

    hmmm i officially dont get the drinking in public places rules. you need to explain it to me
    illegal I think
    That's what she said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talia View Post
    illegal I think
    really? people do it all the time though
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    Quote Originally Posted by saki100 View Post
    really? but you can sit at a park and have a picnic with wine...

    hmmm i officially dont get the drinking in public places rules. you need to explain it to me
    to openly flaunt drunkeness is what will get you pinged.... brown paper bag style...

    if your sneaky it shouldnt matter...

    its a visual asthetics thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pierre View Post
    really? people do it all the time though
    not 100% sure but I think so, like on Aus day etc you're not allowed to drink by the river/in the park, unless of course you go west, then they make an exception haha. I also found out last night that it's illegal to have sex with your blinds open or have anyone be able to see you at all.

    edit : Not just sex, any nudity.
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    That's what she said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talia View Post
    I also found out last night that it's illegal to have sex with your blinds open or have anyone be able to see you at all.
    you learnt that last night eh....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pierre View Post
    really? people do it all the time though
    It's a $50 fine i believe if you are caught street drinking. So always keep your lids people!

    Note: This is also the case if you are pulled over with opened bottles of boozeage in the car (if your a passenger obviously). You can be done for street drinking. You have to be discreet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talia View Post
    not 100% sure but I think so, like on Aus day etc you're not allowed to drink by the river/in the park, unless of course you go west, then they make an exception haha. I also found out last night that it's illegal to have sex with your blinds open or have anyone be able to see you at all.
    how pray tell did you find that out?....

    ps how much was the fine?

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    fuck i better go to jail then, turn myself in.

    i walk around nekkid at home all the time. i even hang the washing out, bring it in, starkers.

    all my neighbours are old ladies, want to give them a thrill before they die.

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    Nah a friends much older sister told me, she learnt through a friend

    my first response "but I have an awesome balcony... i'm going to jail "
    That's what she said.

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    yeah its illegal to drink anywhere that is unlicensed or not in a house/office and cops just turn a blind eye to picnics in the park. my friend got done when he was at a friends place drinking on the front porch, got a phone call so walked away from the group stepped onto the footpath beer in hand, and out of nowhere 2 cops show up and do him for street drinking. good to see the cops are on the ball

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    me again...

    as a non-christian or catholic or whoever celebrates good friday, every year i get fucking pissed off about all the good friday laws. is there anything that i, and perhaps a large group of atheists/agnostics and people of other religions, can do about this? i mean, isn't it time things changed? is there ever a possibility of this changing? where is the equality? we don't all starve ourselves during ramadan...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gouom View Post
    fuck i better go to jail then, turn myself in.

    i walk around nekkid at home all the time. i even hang the washing out, bring it in, starkers.

    all my neighbours are old ladies, want to give them a thrill before they die.

    hahaha
    yeah i do the same.
    i dont think my neighbours are old ladies though.
    how funny, i wouldnt have thought it could be illegal

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    i like to think of it as pretty fuckin decent exposure
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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    jazza?

    Quote Originally Posted by mooki View Post
    thats pauls old bitch mobile
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    well whos ever it was it lives next to me now.
    The chick next door got it for her 16th.
    thought it was pretty funny it had a TS sticker on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    me again...

    as a non-christian or catholic or whoever celebrates good friday, every year i get fucking pissed off about all the good friday laws. is there anything that i, and perhaps a large group of atheists/agnostics and people of other religions, can do about this? i mean, isn't it time things changed? is there ever a possibility of this changing? where is the equality? we don't all starve ourselves during ramadan...
    If you ever find out anything to do with this, count me in.

    It shits me no end, every year.
    Church and State, etc
    Fuck 'em
    you can tell
    from the scars on my arms
    and cracks in my hips
    and the dents in my car
    and the blisters on my lips
    that i'm not the carefullest of girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    me again...

    as a non-christian or catholic or whoever celebrates good friday, every year i get fucking pissed off about all the good friday laws. is there anything that i, and perhaps a large group of atheists/agnostics and people of other religions, can do about this? i mean, isn't it time things changed? is there ever a possibility of this changing? where is the equality? we don't all starve ourselves during ramadan...
    Go to mossie park foreshore, drink some booz, play some cricket, eat some fish n chips, smoke some ....., eat more fish n chips, drink more booz n go for a swim. Well thats what i plan on doing, u in?

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    what exactly are the good friday laws ?
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    i think its sorta like you cant buy alcohol on good friday or something
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    Is there somewhere to write/bitch/moan about a certain drug not being on the PBS list??

    Whilst I really enjoy my asthma, keeping in under control is kind of burden i've resounded myself to deal with..
    However.. Paying $90 per month for 28 tabs, for the privilege is a piss-take somewhat!!
    Added that to the $38pm for my other inhaler and around $7 for a Ventolin and you get to see why Im angry at this fucking affliction..

    I asked my friendly Chemist why its not listed and .. Its for 16yrs old and younger..

    Opps someone forgot to mention that to my lungs..

    The same meds in the UK per script is about $20 Max..

    so..
    Is there somewhere to write/bitch/moan about a certain drug not being on the PBS list??
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