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[BLEGH!]

just quietly - I would have called Westfield Carousel 'East of the River' anyways.

[HunterM]

dear ts,

why is it that every time i read a blegh post i want to head-butt my computer screen?

[~Msv~]

confirm.

its the post-holiday yellow bus.

Fixed.

[~Msv~]

dear ts,

why is it that every time i read a blegh post i want to head-butt my computer screen?

Time to put her on ignore?

[BLEGH!]

Chatting with my friend and her kid is going to school next year for 3 full days a week.
The kid will be only 3 years old.
I personally think this is a bit tough and I don't particularly like kids !!

Do you think this is too early for a 3 year old ? Also the kid will be almost a full year younger than everyone else.

[heyuinthebush]

School? Or kindy...

[Mono Lisa]

If the kid is potty trained its ready to go.

[~Msv~]

School? Or kindy...

This.
Its probably more like a day care than a school, I think you will find. Finger painting, arvo naps, playing tag with nail guns. That kind of thing.

[heist]

Chatting with my friend and her kid is going to school next year for 3 full days a week.
The kid will be only 3 years old.
I personally think this is a bit tough and I don't particularly like kids !!

Do you think this is too early for a 3 year old ? Also the kid will be almost a full year younger than everyone else.

speaking as someone who has no kids and no knowledge of the school system and no desire to ever come by either, i'm fine with it.

[BLEGH!]

School? Or kindy...

Peter Moyes - must be kindy...... but still.
My friend still thinks its pretty rough as well but it is the curriculum these days!

[~Msv~]

Peter Moyes - must be kindy...... but still.
My friend still thinks its pretty rough as well but it is the curriculum these days!

Could always piss the school thing off and the kid could do an apprenticeship flipping burgers at maccas.

[HunterM]

i heard there is a school in Uganda taking on new young students.

I think the principal is called Mr Kony.

Contact them

[Onijin]

i heard there is a school in Uganda taking on new young students.

I think the principal is called Mr Kony.

Contact them

More like a travelling circus.

[flauntster]

If the kid is potty trained its ready to go.

yep. potty trained = ready to work imo.

I don't particularly like kids !!

oi! i'll tell the midgets you said that

[Satan]

In luck go to my mums desk..

you like two in the pink one in the stink then?

ever tried 2/2? FISTS?

[flauntster]

you like two in the pink one in the stink then?

ever tried 2/2? FISTS?

or have you considered the mini-van?

[BLEGH!]

^ the mini-van for ya whoowhoo ? Wat the ?????????

[Kevin]

Could always piss the school thing off and the kid could do an apprenticeship flipping burgers at maccas.

Get the f*ckers up the mines

[flauntster]

^ the mini-van for ya whoowhoo ? Wat the ?????????

[Satan]

The tarago!

[Mono Lisa]

Could today go any slower? seriously :/

[~Msv~]

It would be highly suited to doing it to a 'soccer mum'

[hitmonlee]

Chatting with my friend and her kid is going to school next year for 3 full days a week.
The kid will be only 3 years old.
I personally think this is a bit tough and I don't particularly like kids !!

Do you think this is too early for a 3 year old ? Also the kid will be almost a full year younger than everyone else.

kids need to be around other kids and its only 3 days a week.

[c_avdas]

I started going to kindy, 4 days (or maybe half-days, I no remember) when I was 3 and I turned out ok.. I think

[BLEGH!]

I thought it used to be half days!

Not like my friend has a choice anyways - the curriculum etc has changed.
Least not like the poor kids in Indo where they go to school 6 days a week (if they can afford it at all) !!

[Satan]

Anyways

[flauntster]

and then...

[BLEGH!]

and then...

NO and then !!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Msv~]

I thought it used to be half days!

Not like my friend has a choice anyways - the curriculum etc has changed.
Least not like the poor kids in Indo where they go to school 6 days a week (if they can afford it at all) !!

Who cares. Your friend should be stoked she gets to get rid of the little cunts for 3 days.

[BLEGH!]

Who cares. Your friend should be stoked she gets to get rid of the little cunts for 3 days.

People like you should be denied a breeding licence.

[BLEGH!]

Bought these fuckin cute heels while on holiday but they're a wee bit small.

I know when I bought smaller shoes in Melbs they were able to stretch them out then and there.
Sooo.... Anyone know where a 'shoe stretching' place is in Perth ?

And before anyone starts with the lectures of buying shoes that are too small yadda yadda, the next size up was miles too big.

[heist]

allow me to google that for thee

[BLEGH!]

Aaaargh! So many heist.

Anyone been to a reputable place and would recommend ?

[flauntster]

Aaaargh! So many heist.

Anyone been to a reputable place and would recommend ?

did you look at the google results?

see the results with the stars next to them? those stars are user ratings, with review(s).

fuckin what more do ya want woman??

[Curare]

Meet her at a pre-arranged time at her discretion.

Bare your foot.

Stretch her shoe.

Like it.

[nosaj D:]

People like you should be denied a breeding licence.

Pot, thy name is kettle
:P joking, love your work blegh

[The Biz]

Easiest way to resize multiple image files at once? I'm talking hundreds, if not thousands.

I have all these photos taking up entirely too much space, all around 3600x2700pixels and a whopping 2-3mb a piece. Need them much smaller for convenience purposes. Loss of image quality isn't that important as they aren't arty farty photos, but just random shit and memories.

Is there a shortcut I am blissfully ignorant of, or a program that can tackle this task for me? Welp.

[Amyy_]

you like two in the pink one in the stink then?ever tried 2/2? FISTS?

Nah, that's your forte.

[Satan]

No that's your avatar. False advertising?

[R3450N]

Easiest way to resize multiple image files at once? I'm talking hundreds, if not thousands.

I have all these photos taking up entirely too much space, all around 3600x2700pixels and a whopping 2-3mb a piece. Need them much smaller for convenience purposes. Loss of image quality isn't that important as they aren't arty farty photos, but just random shit and memories.

Is there a shortcut I am blissfully ignorant of, or a program that can tackle this task for me? Welp.

http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008...ge-processors/

[YT]

Lightroom is pretty sweet for mass resizing.

[Adam Brown]

Dear Teknoscape:

I want to go scuba-diving in the Great Barrier Reef, and need an appropriate dive-ticket...

• Recommended places? Economically priced?
• I've heard you can do some of it online?
• What was your learning experience like?

[heyuinthebush]

AB, I think they are pretty much all roughly around the same price - $500 (give or take).

Check this page out for some info. A customer of mine recommended going to a place in Hillarys, I think it's called Perth Diving Academy?

Is this for when you head to Cairns? I wanted to get my ticket before November in the hopes that if I make it over for the eclipse party I'll be able to do some diving but not sure that is going to happen at this stage

[Amyy_]

Anyone going glory tomorrow?

[irvan]

I'll be watching on at home, haven't watched a football game in ages!

[irvan]

Wait.. 1:26 AM? It's 12:29AM! Stupid Teknoscape.. There's no daylight savings changeover!

[Kevin]

Anyone going glory tomorrow?

Nah, playing and won't make it

[frogman]

Dear Teknoscape:

I want to go scuba-diving in the Great Barrier Reef, and need an appropriate dive-ticket...

• Recommended places? Economically priced?
• I've heard you can do some of it online?
• What was your learning experience like?

Dear Adam Brown

You lucky lucky bugger. Any place that is PADI certified is probably going to be alright. They are the biggest diving network and are aimed more at the beginner diver. Get their open water diver cert, which is the basic one, and you should be fine. Thats the one I got, and its fine for just starting. I did the online course, and it was such a bonus. Its a 2 day course to get your cert, but if you do all the bookwork beforehand, you get more dives where you just have to demonstrate the skills required, like clearing your mask, doing an emergency ascent, balancing your buoyancy so on and so forth. There is a handful you have to do each time you go down, and then once the group has done that, you have the rest of the dive to explore and go wherever.

I have heard a lot of it comes down to the teaching skills of your dive master, and I had a brilliant time with mine. Every instruction was clear, even underwater, and that made a lot of difference.

[heyuinthebush]

I have heard a lot of it comes down to the teaching skills of your dive master, and I had a brilliant time with mine. Every instruction was clear, even underwater, and that made a lot of difference.

This. I mentioned to my uncle at xmas, who has his dive master cert, about the bali places and he said the exact same thing.

AB, why not go to bali and do it? Frogman did his there, and he survived

[frogman]

AB, why not go to bali and do it? Frogman did his there, and he survived

Because the great barrier reef is one of the holy grails of scuba diving and im immensely jealous that he is gonna get to dive it?