Ask Teknoscape

[heyuinthebush]

Sure, but I am talking about places to learn not dive

[Hired Goon]

Guys: you know those urinals that have the umm, platform in the trough? Who's fucking stupid idea was that? I dunno about everyone else, but if I'm at a pub, I generally have enough volume and pressure powering my stream to launch at least a metre of piss-arc. So why would I want to stand less than 20cm from the impact zone?

[Slurm]

Wait till you get a bit older kid.

[Hired Goon]

I'm 31 and I piss like an overwatered stallion

[Slurm]

Yeah, bad sign

[Kevin]

Wait till you get a bit older kid.

X2

[Hired Goon]

Shit fellas, does this involve the doctor sticking a finger up my arse at some point?

[Satan]

thats the best case scenario

[Mono Lisa]

Long shot but does anyone have a Business Continuity Plan template that I can use? I'm too tired to come up with something myself and google s not producing the goods.

[BLEGH!]

anyone know how to turn off Stalkbook notifications to my phone ??
I hate getting the lil F on my screen.

I have not changed or updated any settings since forever and then suddenly the phone is all over it.
Not happy Jan.

[flauntster]

anyone know how to turn off Stalkbook notifications to my phone ??
I hate getting the lil F on my screen.

I have not changed or updated any settings since forever and then suddenly the phone is all over it.
Not happy Jan.

http://bit.ly/H9hB1c

[BLEGH!]

http://bit.ly/H9hB1c

That was awesome I got up to the bit where ITS FUCKING GOOGLE did the search - then it froze.
The tutorial is definitely missing some steps.

[flauntster]

not sure if yer making a joke or just retarded.. CONFIRM/DENY???

[BLEGH!]

retardedly joking.

This whole process would have happened a lot quicker if you just tell me rather than go here, read this, do this, do that, blah blah blah !!

[Satan]

not sure if yer making a joke or just retarded.. CONFIRM/DENY???

This is all your fault and you ask that??!!

[flauntster]

This whole process would have happened a lot quicker if you just tell me rather than go here, read this, do this, do that, blah blah blah !!

this whole process would have happened a lot quicker if you just went to ITS FUCKING GOOGLE, theres a whole internet of pages out there answering shit like that..

[nosaj D:]

This whole process would have happened a lot quicker if you just tell me rather than go here, read this, do this, do that, blah blah blah !!

Blegh, if i ever meet you, im going to set you on fire.
Nothing personal, but it's for the greater good

[Vito Corleone]

He means your entire body, not just your genitals

[Amyy_]

Does anyone believe in reincarnation and being something in a prior life? If so, what do you think you were? Or would like to be?

I think I was black in a prior life.

[nosaj D:]

He means your entire body, not just your genitals

Thrush is a hell of an STD

[heyuinthebush]

Thrush is a hell of an STD

You know because of your vagina? Lol

[nosaj D:]

No, that's filled with sand. Or centipedes, depending on what's more likely

[Amyy_]

Blegh, if i ever meet you, im going to set you on fire.Nothing personal, but it's for the greater good

It's a shame she's not chinese, otherwse she would only be able to reproduce one little BLEGH! Now we run the risk of have multiple mini BLEGH's on the internet.

[Kevin]

It's a shame she's not chinese, otherwse she would only be able to reproduce one little BLEGH! Now we run the risk of have multiple mini BLEGH's on the internet.

I'd sperm it

[Vito Corleone]

I'd sperm it

So instead of just asking daft questions, mini-Blegh would ask daft questions in the form of topics? Interesting!

[Amyy_]

I don't think I could handle mini BLEGH threads and polls!

[Vito Corleone]

You and me both

[Kevin]

Ts thread: who would u like to see procreate?

[Vito Corleone]

Wait until comedown tuesday is over...to much scandal for the burnt-out raver minds

[Amyy_]

Lol

[Kevin]

Wait until comedown tuesday is over...to much scandal for the burnt-out raver minds

Done. Rule one of thread starting...always between 10am and 2.30pm

[Vito Corleone]

You want the optimum exposure

[Kevin]

You want the optimum exposure

The first twenty minutes is crucial

[Scorpius]

Does anyone believe in reincarnation and being something in a prior life? If so, what do you think you were? Or would like to be?

I think I was black in a prior life.

I'm told I was a German pilot in WW1.

[Vito Corleone]

The first twenty minutes is crucial

What do you reckon, less than 20 replies before 5pm = failure?

[Vito Corleone]

Does anyone believe in reincarnation and being something in a prior life? If so, what do you think you were? Or would like to be?

I think I was black in a prior life.

I was the original Rin Tin Tin

[Kevin]

What do you reckon, less than 20 replies before 5pm = failure?

You'd just die dahling!

[Vito Corleone]

You'd just die dahling!

Haha, the shame

[BLEGH!]

Nyaaaaw! I love you guys!

[Amyy_]

We love you too

[Satan]

Blegh, if i ever meet you, im going to set you on fire.Nothing personal, but it's for the greater good

I endorse this notion and will provide accelerant

[Onijin]

Anyone need an office bitch next week? Tuition-free week at Curtin, might as well try and rake in a bit of dough while I've got a bit of a breather.

[Curare]

sorry dude, you don't have nice tits so you're going to do poorly.

Perhaps you could offer your body up for medical testing?

[Kevin]

Has anyone checked in on Gookie Monster lately? Frankly I am worried

[Curare]

Hopefully he's all head-down, bum-up makin choons.

Can someone fling him a cheezburger or something under his door?

[Onijin]

sorry dude, you don't have nice tits so you're going to do poorly.

Perhaps you could offer your body up for medical testing?

That's not what you said last week.

[Curare]

But I was drunk, lonely and you said you'd cook me dinner.

But where was the dinner?

WHERE?!

[Onijin]

[~Msv~]

Can you download TV shows etc straight onto your smart tv?

[heist]

yep!

but via legit services, not like bittorent