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**Chud** · 28-04-2010, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Fatty Arbuckle

but then they'll know i am watching .. as much as i cringe, i get sucked in - its like a tractor beam!

they need to know that everyone is watching. get all your friends to like each update too. they will either carry on, in which case you submit their lols to that facebookfail website, or they will shut the fuck up.

**heist** · 28-04-2010, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Fatty Arbuckle

i have a "couple" in my friends list, and i use that term loosely as they are off just as much as on, who insist on discussing quite personal details/facts of their relationship via their facebook pages. although sometimes i get sucked in by the constant changing of their status to single, to in a relationship, to its complicated, to single, to its complicated, and the postings that ensue thereafter, this can't be a healthy way to address relationship issues. it's like some american tv soap happening on my computer screen.

the hide function rules.

i only see updates from about 12 people.

**luvvy** · 28-04-2010, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Fatty Arbuckle

i have a "couple" in my friends list, and i use that term loosely as they are off just as much as on, who insist on discussing quite personal details/facts of their relationship via their facebook pages. although sometimes i get sucked in by the constant changing of their status to single, to in a relationship, to its complicated, to single, to its complicated, and the postings that ensue thereafter, this can't be a healthy way to address relationship issues. it's like some american tv soap happening on my computer screen.

My relationship status is hidden from everyone except Mr Luvvy now. It took me a while to work out showing it was a dumb idea.

And when you're really pissed off...stay the hell away from Facebook. Go to Yahoo Answers. There are tons of morons who want to read your venting.

**flauntster** · 28-04-2010, 01:13 PM

i'll admit i enjoy watching nasty breakups go down via facebook

**Meggler** · 28-04-2010, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by luvvy

My relationship status is hidden from everyone except Mr Luvvy now. It took me a while to work out showing it was a dumb idea.

And when you're really pissed off...stay the hell away from Facebook. Go to Yahoo Answers. There are tons of morons who want to read your venting.

why is it dumb?

ohyeah once i was actually really fcking annoyed at phil so i removed myself from his page i so wanted it to come up in his feed as meg is not a fan of philly blunt sadly it did not!!

flaunt, me too

**luvvy** · 28-04-2010, 01:26 PM

It's dumb because I want to kill the bastard at least once a month. MuthaFukka!!!!!!

**Meggler** · 28-04-2010, 01:27 PM

**flauntster** · 28-04-2010, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by luvvy

It's dumb because I want to kill the bastard at least once a month. MuthaFukka!!!!!!

i think most women get that once a month

**Fatty Arbuckle** · 28-04-2010, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by luvvy

It's dumb because I want to kill the bastard at least once a month. MuthaFukka!!!!!!

ha ha ... you're not katie from birmingham by chance, are you?

**luvvy** · 28-04-2010, 01:28 PM

n.b. This is a joke

**luvvy** · 28-04-2010, 01:31 PM

Maybe, maybe not.

Mostly maybe not.

**flauntster** · 28-04-2010, 01:33 PM

ok..

*backs away slowly*

**ohdee** · 28-04-2010, 01:41 PM

*eats a sandwich slowly*

**Chud** · 28-04-2010, 01:44 PM

*moves towards camera slowly...THEN QUICKLY...then slowly again*

*flickers slightly*

**flauntster** · 28-04-2010, 01:47 PM

*slowly crywanks in front of camera*

**nVs** · 28-04-2010, 01:48 PM

*turns light switch off/on quickly*

**Chud** · 28-04-2010, 01:53 PM

*gets turned on quickly*

**Chud** · 28-04-2010, 01:56 PM

*slowly backs away from last post*

**Ange** · 28-04-2010, 02:04 PM

*masturbates furiously*

**nVs** · 28-04-2010, 02:06 PM

*slips on spilt lube and fluids*

**ohdee** · 28-04-2010, 02:08 PM

*makes a face like he is going to sneeze... And just stays like that.*

**Corteks** · 28-04-2010, 02:24 PM

*moonwalks past camera*

**fredd** · 28-04-2010, 04:39 PM

*packs another pip*

....what?

**jedi** · 03-05-2010, 08:28 PM

Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile and she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. Post it on your wall if u agree.

**splinter** · 03-05-2010, 08:42 PM

how does one stop gig invite spamming? I've deleted the users who send the shit to me but I still keep getting their crap.

**heist** · 03-05-2010, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by splinter

how does one stop gig invite spamming? I've deleted the users who send the shit to me but I still keep getting their crap.

leave their groups/events - "remove from my events", not just "not attending"

or just block 'em, there's a place to do that somewhere in your account settings

**disintegration** · 03-05-2010, 08:53 PM

yeah i did that with sketch, fuck such a spammer

life has become less complicated

**splinter** · 03-05-2010, 08:55 PM

thanks

Trifle is the main offender in my case. Sketch used to be but deleting him seemed to solve it.

**Satan** · 04-05-2010, 07:44 AM

Originally Posted by jedi

Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile and she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. Post it on your wall if u agree.

give her a swift kick in the babymaker, she'll give you lolls for years

**Ange** · 04-05-2010, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by Satan

give her a swift kick in the babymaker, she'll give you lolls for years

"yeah, kick her in the vagina. that's hilarious"

**Kirky85** · 04-05-2010, 11:56 AM

Australia - the only place were a pizza gets to you quicker than the police hahahaha

**heist** · 04-05-2010, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by jedi

Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile and she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. Post it on your wall if u agree.

give her a molehill, she will make it a mountain

**OSC** · 04-05-2010, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Satan

give her a swift kick in the babymaker, she'll give you lolls for years

A punch says so much more!

**Satan** · 04-05-2010, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by OSC

A punch says so much more!

but you can graze your knuckles

dr martins ftw

**heist** · 05-05-2010, 01:46 PM

Six reasons to hate Facebook's new anti-privacy system, "Connections"
Cory Doctorow at 10:12 PM Tuesday

Wondering exactly why people are so pissed about Facebook's latest display of contempt for user privacy? The Electronic Frontier Frontier Foundation's Kurt Opsahl has a good, short article explaining just what's going on with the new "Connections" anti-feature:

1. Facebook will not let you share any of this information without using Connections.

2. Facebook will not respect your old privacy settings in this transition.

3. Facebook has removed your ability to restrict its use of this information.

4. Facebook will continue to store and use your Connections even after you delete them.

5. Facebook can create a Connection when you "Like" something, without you knowing it.

6. Facebook can create a Connection when you post to your wall, without you knowing it. (For example, if you use the word "FBI" in a post).

Six Things You Need to Know About Facebook Connections

**tigeryas** · 10-05-2010, 10:59 AM

Does everything you do, change or post on a wall or whatever automatically post itself in the "News Feed"?

**Halu** · 10-05-2010, 11:07 AM

FUCK OFF DEZOS BACK TO YEAR 12 WHATEVER it is thing

Just as bad as Sketch w/spamming

**Miltzu** · 10-05-2010, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by tigeryas

Does everything you do, change or post on a wall or whatever automatically post itself in the "News Feed"?

You can change the news feed settings. By default everything posts.

**jedi** · 10-05-2010, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Halu

FUCK OFF DEZOS BACK TO YEAR 12 WHATEVER it is thing

Just as bad as Sketch w/spamming

Should be a fantastic night!

**Joey Jo Jo Junior** · 10-05-2010, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Halu

FUCK OFF DEZOS BACK TO YEAR 12 WHATEVER it is thing

agree, im tempted to delete him even though dezo is a mad cunt.

**Halu** · 10-05-2010, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Joey Jo Jo Junior

agree, im tempted to delete him even though dezo is a mad cunt.

I've been meaning to, just been too lazy/forget/can't do it from phone, that i've worked out

**tigeryas** · 10-05-2010, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Miltzu

You can change the news feed settings. By default everything posts.

i have a news feed setting?

**Sway** · 10-05-2010, 01:10 PM

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=118279758203271

**ohdee** · 10-05-2010, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Halu

FUCK OFF DEZOS BACK TO YEAR 12 WHATEVER it is thing

Just as bad as Sketch w/spamming

OH MY GOD YES I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THAT SHIT. I keep telling him to fuck off and I don't think he gets my replies

**Halu** · 10-05-2010, 04:56 PM

delete him

if I could get on FB at work I would

Will do it when I get online on my actual netbook or pc

**Sway** · 10-05-2010, 04:58 PM

i deleted him due to spam yonks ago

now theres just sketch who is possibly THE most avid spammer since fb came out... jeebus

**Halu** · 10-05-2010, 05:08 PM

you were a mega farmville etc homepage KILLER, pretty much as bad haha

**Sway** · 10-05-2010, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Halu

you were a mega farmville etc homepage KILLER, pretty much as bad haha

yeah but i started deleting the things i posted after my other FV peeps collected so it's given me back some fb points

**Miltzu** · 10-05-2010, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by tigeryas

i have a news feed setting?

Yes, it is all just so confusing because they keep on changing them all the time.

There is a place for application settings where you can define which applications are allowed to post on your news feed without prompting (Account > application settings). I am sure there is or used to be a place somewhere where you can select what stuff appears on news feed (so you can e.g. inactivate relationship status changes from posting) but cannot find it anywhere.

So confusing.

**Scotty Assassin** · 10-05-2010, 06:17 PM

News feed doesn't bother me, I just click straight away on "Profile" so I can see what I've been up to.

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