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    decided last nite im gonna rip my kitchen out!
    YAY!
    sledge hammers, drill, hammers, mates n beer!

    kinda looking forward to it!

    cant move in with THAT kitchen
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    empire records is such a bad movie, perhaps the most quoted/overrated movie since dazed and confused.

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    empire records is such a bad movie, perhaps the most quoted/overrated movie since dazed and confused.
    I agree, but with the existence of people that absolutely love both, I figured it was just me that was missing something.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    my antibacterial hand gel smells like Alcohol
    .... and weed?

    <insert something somewhere>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    I agree, but with the existence of people that absolutely love both, I figured it was just me that was missing something.
    i've got a couple of friends who dislike dazed and confused, but love empire records... almost there.
    maybe we are missing something? god knows i have watched dazed and confused enough times trying to find out what it is

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haile Selassie View Post
    maybe overstating it a little.
    gawd no. imo, it is. it really really is.


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    i feel exactly the same about ferris bueller.

    if you didnt see it when you were at its target audience age then you will never like it.
    And so your life's been a success and you have pleasure in excess
    Don't worry it will all end soon, the crack of doom is coming soon
    And so your future's looking bright and you've reached the giddy heights
    Don't worry it will soon end. It is all shallow and pretend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    my antibacterial hand gel smells like Alcohol
    .... and weed?
    what brand?

    p.s. dur it will smell like alcohol, but yeah i use aquium gel at work and home and i just used some to check the smell, it doesn't smell like weed, just smells like extra strong vodka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    my antibacterial hand gel smells like Alcohol
    .... and weed?
    It IS alcohol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyx View Post
    It IS alcohol

    Yes i AM aware, But there isnt any weed in there so???

    <insert something somewhere>

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    Quote Originally Posted by elemenopee View Post
    what brand?

    p.s. dur it will smell like alcohol, but yeah i use aquium gel at work and home and i just used some to check the smell, it doesn't smell like weed, just smells like extra strong vodka.

    Yea thats the brand i have.
    I WAS going to say Vodka hahahaha,

    <insert something somewhere>

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    Quote Originally Posted by HERETIK View Post
    jesus christ
    hahaha "miss hoover .... ? my cats breath smells like cat food"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    Yes i AM aware, But there isnt any weed in there so???
    Oh, I know. Sometimes things smell like things that they aren't. It's one of life's great mysteries.

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    Heres a picture of a spirochaete
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyx View Post
    Oh, I know. Sometimes things smell like things that they aren't. It's one of life's great mysteries.

    this is true -
    I just hope it doesnt smell like that to anyone else in the office hahahaha

    <insert something somewhere>

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    I was surprised to find that horses smelled quite strongly of weed. To my nose anyway.

    I was finding after a few days work, all I could think about was skunk and getting stoned, nicely stoned.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    i bought new shower gel - at first i thought it smelt like milkshakes, absolutely delish....
    i just had shower and realised it smells more like baileys....haha no wonder i like it so much


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    I was surprised to find that horses smelled quite strongly of weed. To my nose anyway.

    I was finding after a few days work, all I could think about was skunk and getting stoned, nicely stoned.
    theres a section of bike path in daglish (along train line) with some half rotten morton bay figs (not sure if this is the real name?) on the path and the smell is overwhelmingly like that of a plantation.
    And so your life's been a success and you have pleasure in excess
    Don't worry it will all end soon, the crack of doom is coming soon
    And so your future's looking bright and you've reached the giddy heights
    Don't worry it will soon end. It is all shallow and pretend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haile Selassie View Post
    theres a section of bike path in daglish (along train line) with some half rotten morton bay figs (not sure if this is the real name?) on the path and the smell is overwhelmingly like that of a plantation.
    There's an area of Scarbs, from memory, that has the same thing going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haile Selassie View Post
    theres a section of bike path in daglish (along train line) with some half rotten morton bay figs (not sure if this is the real name?) on the path and the smell is overwhelmingly like that of a plantation.
    yeh its probably saltbush closeby
    i have saltbush in my backyard and it has a really strong smell, like a cross between weed and BO

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    i've got a couple of friends who dislike dazed and confused, but love empire records... almost there.
    maybe we are missing something? god knows i have watched dazed and confused enough times trying to find out what it is
    Dare I say it's like Human Traffic where some of us can relate with a feeling of nostalgia. I like D&C because I used to do a lot of the dumb fun things they do in the film. There's nothing deep and meaningful or serious about it, and sometimes thats fun in a film.

    I agree with you about Empire Records though. Saw it again recently after many years and it sucks major balls
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    a hot girl just served me at the bank.. however i couldnt take my eyes off the size of her hands.. they were so manly and large. i was turned off completely.

    i never knew i had such an affinity for hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountBlackula View Post
    a hot girl just served me at the bank.. however i couldnt take my eyes off the size of her hands.. they were so manly and large. i was turned off completely.

    i never knew i had such an affinity for hands.
    man hands

    seinfeld reminisce coming up!


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    CountBlackula, were you worried that they might make todger look itty-bitty?
    Confucius say hole happy, whole body happy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interjecta View Post
    CountBlackula, were you worried that they might make todger look itty-bitty?
    "I vandalise stuff, I'm not really into the art side of it."

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    dnb.com.au is completely not what i expected

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    lol, a lot more resourceful though it would seem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoso View Post
    lol, a lot more resourceful though it would seem
    Even if they are scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountBlackula View Post
    a hot girl just served me at the bank.. however i couldnt take my eyes off the size of her hands.. they were so manly and large. i was turned off completely.

    i never knew i had such an affinity for hands.
    I thought that would have been a turn on for you given all the 'GAY' acting you've done on here?
    2 dark nuggets kickin it old skool boyeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogman View Post
    dnb.com.au is completely not what i expected
    Pay your bills or next time they'll send Bubba

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    I am finishing work early today. Started at 6:15.

    going to have a delightful weekend of fun and frovelty spent with az bro who is the biggest dude.

    i have 2 bottles of wine chilling in my humunganormous fridge and a bit of cheese to kick things off.

    last weekend was a fucking nightmare so I need to equal things out this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ange View Post

    going to have a delightful weekend of fun and frovelty spent with az bro who is the biggest dude.
    is that a weekend of fun and frivolous novelty or fun and frivolity?
    or both?
    either way - I was told in year 3 that a dude was a camels dick.

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    i've really missed playing footy (afl style). nothing else comes close

    played a casual game for the first time today in about three years, for no particular reason I've only really had the opportunity to play either soccer or cricket (both indoor and out) the last couple of years.

    played up forward, took a few strong grabs, set up a couple and finished with two goals straight. pretty decent return

    i feel great!
    ................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chud View Post
    is that a weekend of fun and frivolous novelty or fun and frivolity?
    or both?
    either way - I was told in year 3 that a dude was a camels dick.
    its whatever you want it to be chudster

    i will be having fun none the less.

    have a good weekend yourself, won't you!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
    empire records is such a bad movie, perhaps the most quoted/overrated movie since dazed and confused.
    it's not a good movie, but it's fun.
    blacker than the blackest black
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ange View Post
    its whatever you want it to be chudster

    i will be having fun none the less.

    have a good weekend yourself, won't you!?
    if i get to decide then I propose your weekend entails fun and frivolous novelties.
    Dont tell slurm though because you shouldn't be frivolousing - the environment doesnt like it.
    I will have a good weekend. thanks for your well wishes.

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    Yeah good luck with random menage a trois action you slyster you

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    hopefully it's 2 chicks this time. I wont need so much vodka to hide the shame and embarrassment.
    no offense.

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    Yeah I was pretty pissed off when you took mine. I tried to feign a carefree whimsical laugh but I bet you noticed anyway. They always do.

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    only people likely to get it on with me may suckle at the teat of my belvedere

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    Don't make me wield my Envirosword for evil instead of good
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chud View Post
    only people likely to get it on with me may suckle at the teat of my belvedere
    And the rest just get teased. A flash of a gold watch, a glint in the eye and a clink of shot glasses and the enigmatic Chud has come, graced your very soul and then disappeared into the night, leaving you swooning hard enough to warrant a quick call to the ambos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    Don't make me wield my Envirosword for evil instead of good
    haha you are alright.
    I'd invite you over to watch my new plasma tv tonight but I have to herd local fauna into the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chud View Post
    haha you are alright.
    I'd invite you over to watch my new plasma tv tonight but I have to herd local fauna into the ocean.
    I'd come, but I'd be too busy bashing my head against a wall.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohdee View Post
    And the rest just get teased. A flash of a gold watch, a glint in the eye and a clink of shot glasses and the enigmatic Chud has come, graced your very soul and then disappeared into the night, leaving you swooning hard enough to warrant a quick call to the ambos.
    and then when you least expect it he leaps into the ambo, grabs their nitrous canister, morphine vials and a bunch of rubber gloves and dashes into the velvety night without a trace. well...maybe a small trace. but that stain will wash right out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    I'd come, but I'd be too busy bashing my head against a wall.
    rammed earth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chud View Post
    rammed earth?
    Nah, you're alright.

    It would just be more productive and less painful than trying to converse with my uncaring and dismissive peers.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chud View Post
    and then when you least expect it he leaps into the ambo, grabs their nitrous canister, morphine vials and a bunch of rubber gloves and dashes into the velvety night without a trace. well...maybe a small trace. but that stain will wash right out.
    Ladies and gentlemen; the man who's been on A Current Affair with his hand over the lens more times than I've missed the bus

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohdee View Post
    Ladies and gentlemen; the man who's been on A Current Affair with his hand over the lens more times than I've missed the bus
    Sounds like The Sattler Show
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."