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    Why Stevie? Why would you throwout all my stuff?! Was I THAT bad to you?


    Seriously though man, what gives?
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curare View Post
    Why Stevie? Why would you throwout all my stuff?! Was I THAT bad to you?


    Seriously though man, what gives?
    Not once did you tell me you loved me, NOT ONCE! *dramatically throws a vase at the nearest wall*

    Hehe, I've moved back home with my folks to save some money for either student exchange, or just a holiday or 2 at the end of the yr / semester break. A lot of it will go to Good Sammy's, the rest will just get thrown out cause it was stuff I either scabbed off family / friends or it was already in the house when I moved in, but it now has to be out for the next tenants tomorrow

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    Ahh Ten-four good buddy.

    Put a post on gumtree in the freebies and watch the seagulls flock!
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    Ahhhh! Gumtree, damnit wish I thought of that sooner, cheers man.


    Gosh there's also a fridges and a washing machine that has to go now too....

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    Just noticed that my cough medicine is "chocolate cherry" flavoured.

    That's right, I have Black Forest Cough Syrup.

    Sorry, that's all I've got tonight. I'll try harder tomorrow, promise.

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    Cough syrup?


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    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    ^ Naturally I am against animal testing, even on insects, but I still couldn't stop laughing.

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    the old man next door saw me flitting about the house clotheless this morning

    i think i should take him a fruit basket to apologise. maybe a bottle of scotch. poor dude.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

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    Sounds like a bad movie I might/might not have watched on vhs
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    Female logic is strange... If he was offended he would have looked away
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    don't ruin this for him. any day some naked chick brings you scotch is a good day
    blacker than the blackest black
    times infinity

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    To hell with him, where's my naked chick!
    Oh yeah...
    *redtube.com
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    Why don't chicks bring me scotch after they catch me peering at them?
    2 dark nuggets kickin it old skool boyeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosaj D: View Post
    To hell with him, where's my naked chick!
    Oh yeah...
    *redtube.com
    xvideos>redtube


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    Hello procrastination my old friend...
    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterM View Post
    xvideos>redtube
    Quote Originally Posted by heyuinthebush View Post
    Hello procrastination my old friend...
    I see

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    Talk of procrastination after talk of porn sites
    Heyu where are your hands exactly...

    DAMNIT! Sniped
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    Minds out of the gutters please.
    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    Quote Originally Posted by heyuinthebush View Post
    Minds out of the gutters please.
    We're bored males on the internet. Do you really expect anything more?
    2 dark nuggets kickin it old skool boyeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyuinthebush View Post
    Minds out of the gutters please.
    you ain't the boss o' me
    blacker than the blackest black
    times infinity

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    Im going with the excuse we were baited
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    Yes master baiting there heyu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito Corleone View Post
    Yes master baiting there heyu
    I see what you did there.
    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito Corleone View Post
    Yes master baiting there heyu
    I lolled

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    The mannequin on leach highway is finally up with new clothes, been ages.

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    I had some really crazy dreams last night. Don't remember them in detail but I remember that there was some forbidden love, an accidental marriage, steve adler, an attack on our community by some mexicans that made us literally go to ground in some bizarre caves which had some monsters that turned out to be cats that mixed... Then I woke up.

    ...
    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    The Pilbara is being tied down

    its going to be a boring weekend
    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    The Pilbara is being tied down

    its going to be a boring weekend
    cyclone piss up!!!!

    <insert something somewhere>

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    cyclone prep! 11am!

    <insert something somewhere>

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    Hope it brings rain to the east!

    Canarvon ranges here we come.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    Almost bang on. Hope it brings rain.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    The Pilbara is being tied down

    its going to be a boring weekend
    Stuck in my room. It is pissing down outside, and my tv doesn't have reception.... Im getting double bubble to do nothing though, so its not all bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    Almost bang on. Hope it brings rain.
    Rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by djqc View Post
    Stuck in my room. It is pissing down outside, and my tv doesn't have reception.... Im getting double bubble to do nothing though, so its not all bad.
    I hope you followed protocol and filled your fridge up

    are you confined to rooms?
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    I'm at the pub now. On my departure I will be getting a carton, don't you worry Satan. We are ok to roam on blue alert. Can't get out of the camp on yellow and lockdown on red. It's only blue here at cape lambert at the moment.

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    ahhh yes nice work
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    Picked up my first pair of prescription glasses yesterday, mainly for reading and internetting. Not quite sure how I feel about them just yet. I'm happy that I can take my browser zoom off of 110% and can read my phone without closing one eye, but coupled with this bitching beard I kind of look like an IT guy that's been made redundant and homeless. Or even worse, a hipster.

    Hmm, considering I just posted in the wrong thread, maybe they aren't working after all....

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    they do take a couple of weeks to get used to generally
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    cyclone prep! 11am!
    That photo caused a shit storm on Twitter. The girl who took the photo got into a massive strop with The West after they used it & didn't credit her as the source.
    ~ No one has yet added up all the heavy, stress-filled workdays as well as the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of lives that are wasted to produce the world’s amusements. It is for this reason that “amusements” are not so amusing. ~

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    "But Twitter is Open Source".

    I hope she gets more than just the apology that guy got when they used his storm photos.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSC View Post
    That photo caused a shit storm on Twitter. The girl who took the photo got into a massive strop with The West after they used it & didn't credit her as the source.
    This happened to me once... I was told more or less "tough luck".
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    Oh HJs, you so tasty
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    cant wait for the coupons to kick in on the 20th
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    I googled altoids as I didn't know what they were. They are curiously strong mints, supposedly, which made me chuckle.

    True story.

    Oh and this link was pretty funny http://artofmanliness.com/2011/01/30...n-altoids-tin/

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    I have a couple of tins of altoids at home

    I'd like a bog box of the cinnamon altoids meself
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    I fkn hate the Worst, dunno why I read it really.

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    What did you not like about it?