Tell TS

[neonknome]

[Kevin]

Yes?

[neonknome]

oh honey, don't be like that

the last emoticon i directed your way was full of kisses and flowers

nothing has changed since then! ! !

[Kevin]

I always think that emoticon is a choc soft serve. Mmm. Thanks.

[R3450N]

-1 Fucked up 2nd monitor.
+1 Got offered a good electrical engineering job. Don't know if I will take it but the pay will eventually be shitloads...but boss will be sister's boyfriend.

-1 Rang up a few places thinking I lost my USB stick with all my work.
+1 Found USB stick on bed.

-1 Pic of the day thread got closed.
+1 Pic of the day thread reopened.

-1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 = 0

Not worthy of the things you love thread nor things you hate thread, just neutral enough for here. Although I could buy heaps of monitors if I take that job.

[Kevin]

Woo hoo. He's back

[neonknome]

I always think that emoticon is a choc soft serve. Mmm. Thanks.

as in chocolate dip or chocolate flavour soft serve?

i'm a big fan of soft serve covered in 100's and 1000's.

mmmm.

[Kevin]

I was thinking flavour. But it can be either I reckon.

[neonknome]

I think you need to take your soft serve more seriously. I recommend Intro to Softserveology 101

[Kevin]

I think you need to take your soft serve more seriously. I recommend Intro to Softserveology 101

Point taken. There is definitely a looser culture around here of softserveology since the late 2000's

[neonknome]

oh save it for your thesis!

[Kevin]

I keep telling you - it's a dessertation!

[heyuinthebush]

I keep telling you - it's a dessertation!

You'll make a great dad with jokes like that.

[Kevin]

You'll make a great dad with jokes like that.

That's as close to a compliment as I'll get, so I'll take it

[neonknome]

I keep telling you - it's a dessertation!

sounds delicious

[R3450N]

Woo hoo. He's back

Was always lurkin' brah. Teknoscape is my bitch wife but Twitter trollin' is my mistress at the moment.

[BLEGH!]

Hai guys !

Just reminding you all that DOUBLE DEMERIT points start at 12pm this evening.

Drive safe.

[Onijin]

*12am

[Onijin]

Still waiting for my PS3 to be repaired <shake fist>.

[HunterM]

edit

[Onijin]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-04-0...and-nz/3932830

Hmmm.........

[stevie_]

My own brothers do not believe in me. It crushes me, but it's OK, the world will show them.

[Amyy_]

I just had a creme egg for the first time.........

[heist]

pfft amateur!

i eat them all year round

[Vito Corleone]

I just had a creme egg for the first time.........

Welcome to the party

[Amyy_]

Same, but I'd make sure I had gallons of water next to me.. I stupidly didn't have any before I just ate one..

Instant bubble throat.

[BLEGH!]

I just had a creme egg for the first time.........

Bit gross aren't they !!

[Vito Corleone]

lol bubble throat

[BLEGH!]

Happy easter carnts !!

Have a safe n happy long weekend !! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[nosaj D:]

Post legible, well reasoned and rational posts?
PS: Give me one of your creme eggs bitch!

[Amyy_]

You can have all my creme eggs baby

[nosaj D:]

That's how i get mine

[Curare]

FUCKING WIN!!!!

[R3450N]

That's absolutely beautiful!

Happens to be one of my favourite songs of all time.

[Curare]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me no MAW.

[Kevin]

Curare u idiot.




Fucking funny idiot. But still an idiot nonetheless

[R3450N]

So ripe with g-rated goodness. Charming & innocent: I like. Curare should compile his book on Christian dad jokes. He's got a few gems so far.

[Amyy_]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me no MAW.

Cracker of a song.

[Kevin]

It's in the worlds most overrated movie too - night at the roxbury

[R3450N]

I think Curare would love this. I'm sure half of those views are from him:

[YT]

How long can you last?

[Amyy_]

It's in the worlds most overrated movie too - night at the roxbury

I was like Emilioooo! The mighty duck man.

[Amyy_]

Seriously, Will Ferrell is a fucking legend.

[heyuinthebush]

Surrounded by babies at the moment. My ovaries are glowing rather brightly right now and the smell of baby is almost overpowering.

[Curare]

I think Curare would love this. I'm sure half of those views are from him:

[Kevin]

Seriously, Will Ferrell is a fucking legend.

Even legends make mistakes

[Kevin]

Surrounded by babies at the moment. My ovaries are glowing rather brightly right now and the smell of baby is almost overpowering.

I like the smell of baby

[Curare]

So close proximity to babies makes women go something something?

I fucking KNEW IT! Thats why mums are always eager to throw infants at young women!

[heyuinthebush]

I like the smell of baby

Roasted or BBQ'd?

[heyuinthebush]

So close proximity to babies makes women go something something?

I fucking KNEW IT! Thats why mums are always eager to throw infants at young women!

I vehemently denied that I had a biological clock but after being subjected to nephews, my sister's friends babies and my best friends' little ones in the last couple of years it's hard to escape this urge to procreate - even though my head is screaming NOOOOOOOO the rest of my body is going through this physiological desire. DO NOT WANT.