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    Pffft, Cousins is still a lightweight for a Leeming boy.

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    took Tahnee into daycare this morning, and she has her baby doll (carries it everywhere and looks after it)
    she has been taking it there for months and months, and this morning they say she cant have it anymore !!!
    i had to pretty much rip it out of her hands and she was crying, and laying on the floor
    broke my heart,

    but they allow the other kid to drag his moldy 3metre blankie around!

    <insert something somewhere>

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    what was their reason behind her not being able to have it with her?
    did they even give one?
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinitude View Post
    Pffft, Cousins is still a lightweight for a Leeming boy.
    damn right.. he was one of the tamer ones haha
    and there i was, running for my life, higher than i'd ever been
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Msv~ View Post
    what was their reason behind her not being able to have it with her?did they even give one?
    They said she was too attached to it!! Same as mouldy blanket boy! They didn't offer her one while I was there, I hope she found one, all she wants to do is Mother her baby doll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    They said she was too attached to it!! Same as mouldy blanket boy! They didn't offer her one while I was there, I hope she found one, all she wants to do is Mother her baby doll

    That sucks
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    I don't think the lady likes me

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    bahahahah, you guys are seriously all off your heads ay

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    yeah fuckin sickkk ayyyy nek minute ayyyy


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    what is this nek minnit shit? Seriously.
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    not worth your time


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    Quote Originally Posted by heyuinthebush View Post
    what is this nek minnit shit? Seriously.
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-vo View Post
    I fell off me sk8board now I have a grazed elbow. Anyone got any mercurachrome?
    Ha, I went looking for a band-aid at work a few weeks back and found a bottle of that stuff on the shelf (and no band-aids).
    Not all that bad, but considering I work in a public high school I found it pretty funny.

    One of the guys I work with has been teaching for 58 years and swears there is nothing wrong with the stuff.
    I think the mercury poisoning explains why he's been teaching for that long.
    "Talent must be a fanatical mistress. She's beautiful; when you're with her, people watch you, they notice. But she bangs on your door at odd hours, and she disappears for long stretches, and she has no patience for the rest of your existence: your wife, your children, your friends.
    She is the most thrilling evening of your week, but some day she will leave you for good. One night, after she's been gone for years, you will see her on the arm of a younger man, and she will pretend not to recognize you."

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    Text my friend today to catch up again, movies, dinner, casino, whatever; and he propositioned me. Noooooooooooooooo !!!!


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    here's a thought.

    fuck him


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    le friendzoned
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    Absolutely not.
    Totally outside of my scope of friendship with this guy.
    I knew he was desperado for a sexy time but seriously ? He must be bottom of the barrel to proposition me.

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    it's that time of year

    everyone getting anxious about not having someone to hibernate with
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    took Tahnee into daycare this morning, and she has her baby doll (carries it everywhere and looks after it)
    she has been taking it there for months and months, and this morning they say she cant have it anymore !!!
    i had to pretty much rip it out of her hands and she was crying, and laying on the floor
    broke my heart,

    but they allow the other kid to drag his moldy 3metre blankie around!
    Should've pulled the dolls head off and let her drag that around instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    it's that time of year

    everyone getting anxious about not having someone to hibernate with
    Really ?? Whyyyyyyyy ??

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    it's wintertime!

    the time to be warm inside, with a fire and wine, and a storm outside, cuddled up with a certain "special someone" - my winter girl - with the rosey red cheeks and the warm fluffy woolen sweater that feels so nice against the skin as i lean in to kiss her lips, still warm from her hot sweet tea

    and in the summertime i'll dump her! because she's my winter girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirky85 View Post
    They said she was too attached to it!! Same as mouldy blanket boy! They didn't offer her one while I was there, I hope she found one, all she wants to do is Mother her baby doll
    This is true - perhaps it is preventing her from interacting with other kids and also other kids might want to play with her doll (which if she feels protective over) may cause some brawling.

    They should really have weaned her iff it though ie. Can take it 3 days then whittle it down to not taking it.

    Explain to Tahnee that the other little kids are monsters and just want to ruin her fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    it's wintertime!

    the time to be warm inside, with a fire and wine, and a storm outside, cuddled up with a certain "special someone" - my winter girl - with the rosey red cheeks and the warm fluffy woolen sweater that feels so nice against the skin as i lean in to kiss her lips, still warm from her hot sweet tea

    and in the summertime i'll dump her! because she's my winter girl!
    nyaaaaaw!! Ain't that sweet.

    I laughed pretty hard at that tho.

    Fuuuuck!! I used to be happy with my uggies, a blankie and a book but now I feel dissatisfied and incomplete and need to start looking for a hibernation buddy.

    Phanx very much heist !!

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    sorry about that proposition blegh. i thought i had a chance. i'm cool with friends tho but

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    Quote Originally Posted by flauntster
    damn right.. he was one of the tamer ones haha


    Cousins did well to burn the candle at both ends (if there is a pun here it definitely isn't intended) for as long as he did.

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    Cousins was a mad footballer. The end. Fucking stupid waste of police hours. Well done on your big find boys you did well for the media. Have they not established he is not the source of Perths drug trade yet? I just figured he would drive a better car than a nissan murino. Poor taste in cars imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr dobalina View Post
    sorry about that proposition blegh. i thought i had a chance. i'm cool with friends tho but
    dinner n a movie then ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLEGH! View Post
    Absolutely not.
    Totally outside of my scope of friendship with this guy.
    I knew he was desperado for a sexy time but seriously ? He must be bottom of the barrel to proposition me.
    Why not? Its win win. He gets his load off and you lose your virginity.

    Quote Originally Posted by BLEGH! View Post
    dinner n a movie then ?
    That pretty much = sex.
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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    hahahahahahahhaha


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    i live just outside of northbridge and hear yelling/screams/cars along my street all the time. turns out the yelling/screams that woke me up at 5:30 this morning wasn't drunken idiots or junkies as i thought, but my next door neighbours being home invaded and assaulted. i feel weird. i also feel awful, like i should have called the police or done something. when i woke up and checked the clock, my first instinct was to go outside and see what was happening but then self preservation kicked in and i just had a coffee and watched the news instead.
    if you will. and i will.

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    that's awful hope they are ok

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    people on twitter keep mistaking me for some other "heist"..

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    You're famous! Can you sign my bewbs?
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    I checked my account for a site I used to buy things off regularly and I apparently purchased something on the 31st March but can for the life of me remember what it is.

    Guess I will be getting a surprise in the next few weeks.
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    Probs a dildo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Msv~ View Post
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    for sure - i've been practicing my calligrafing
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    Feeling great today!, after seeing one of the surgeons who worked on my spine surgery yesterday and getting my first x-ray after like 4 months since my previous x-rays in Perth, the unfortunate bend I incurred around the metal rods in my back have pretty much almost straightened themselves out to normal!@ well not quite, but still, the original bend was literally like 45 degrees, and now you could say the bend is only 20 or so degrees!!!... not sure if its from sleeping on such hard beds here in India that resemble sleeping on a wooden door, but I think that has helped push my pelvis back in a straighter position. so happy now as I was worried they would need to break the bone fusion they constructed to then straighten it back up again which involved even more risks of damaging nerves in the spinal column, but looks like now I don't need any future surgery! thank fuck. bring on a (hopefully) pain-free future!@

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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    it's wintertime!

    the time to be warm inside, with a fire and wine, and a storm outside, cuddled up with a certain "special someone" - my winter girl - with the rosey red cheeks and the warm fluffy woolen sweater that feels so nice against the skin as i lean in to kiss her lips, still warm from her hot sweet tea

    and in the summertime i'll dump her! because she's my winter girl!
    Oh bernard!
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    longest. day. ever.

    wuuurrghhhhh

    (i didn't put this in the hate thread as i will not let the machine rob me of my enthusiasm​)
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    Ahhh Wednesday

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    I have a stomach ache
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    My old man had a pretty serious accident on Monday and will be out of action for what could be a long time. Means I'm more or less in charge of the business over the busiest time of the year.. thrown in the deep end a bit, but will have to maintain. Could be a lot worse, but still this is a game-changer for us..
    goodbye social life

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    Back home staying at the folks. Two weeks later and I am clammering to head back east!

    Twas only going to be a visit anyway.

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    just realised I had my top on inside out under my cardi.

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    I'm not wearing pants!
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    PANTS OFF FRIDAY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nnuts_ View Post
    My old man had a pretty serious accident on Monday and will be out of action for what could be a long time. Means I'm more or less in charge of the business over the busiest time of the year.. thrown in the deep end a bit, but will have to maintain. Could be a lot worse, but still this is a game-changer for us..
    goodbye social life
    Good luck with that :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    PANTS OFF FRIDAY!
    I'll just keep it going till then.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....