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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    Option D - Buy Scotty a carton of beer, then drive him around to where ever he wants to party.
    i'll vote for this leglislation if you amend it to add in alba and his bottle of homemade OP rum

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    Quote Originally Posted by alba_ View Post
    i'll vote for this leglislation if you amend it to add in alba and his bottle of homemade OP rum
    And what do you think the chances are that this fabulous little lady is going to be able to drive you boys anywhere after some of that rum?
    Unless... is that perhaps part of your devious plan?

    Scotty - it was that good the first time huh?
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    i could kill a burger right about now
    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alba_ View Post
    i'll vote for this leglislation if you amend it to add in alba and his bottle of homemade OP rum
    You really know how to make a man moist, y'know that?
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alba_ View Post
    i'll vote for this leglislation if you amend it to add in alba and his bottle of homemade OP rum
    I'd like to tack a rider on to that amendment to include mandatory intoxication of all pandas over the friday/saturday period
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbel View Post
    Scotty - it was that good the first time huh?
    Hell jess
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    Speaking of plans; my relaxed night is seeming less and less appealing. I want a big ladle full of impulsiveness

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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    I'd like to tack a rider on to that amendment to include mandatory intoxication of all pandas over the friday/saturday period
    The girls are having a girl's night... here. I say we have a BOYS night HERE and fully OK I'll be blunt, I don't want to hide in my room by myself all night please help me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    The girls are having a girl's night... here. I say we have a BOYS night HERE and fully OK I'll be blunt, I don't want to hide in my room by myself all night please help me.
    don't worry man i got this

    i'll pick up fletch and jez and rob and.... oh

    oh no.

    shit.
    blacker than the blackest black
    times infinity

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    i'm salivating at the psospect

    or drooling at the gold-laden ground

    whichever cuts to the cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    don't worry man i got this

    i'll pick up fletch and jez and rob and.... oh

    oh no.

    shit.
    God. OK, I'll call Fox, and Izak, and Shaun and Steve and Jans... oh

    Pattenhawke? What are you doing tonight bruz?
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    I got a big pile of fuck all lined up this weekend, keeping with my current trend.

    Socialising is so 2008.

    Payday in a week. Hurry!!

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    Urrbody come to mine and get baked

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    How did me trying to decide what to do tonight turn into you organising a boys night.
    This blows.
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    what sort of wine should i buy as a present for someone tonight. is that even a cool thing to buy as a present? i dont know. i would rather get chocolate. which i might buy for myself anyway.

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    OK we'll have a boys (and girls) night.

    Ohdee: could be a go, I'll give you a buzz around 4am and see where you guys are at...
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    OK we'll have a boys (and girls) night.

    Ohdee: could be a go, I'll give you a buzz around 4am and see where you guys are at...
    Friend of mine worked out that you can wake me up at 4am and I listen to me wake up over the course of a full three seconds if you say the word "crack" loud enough into the receiver

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    No no no... you have your boys night.

    Telli - what is the occassion?
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    Does that mean you won't get the carton either?
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    Does that mean you won't get the carton either?
    'fraid so
    Take this love
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    angelbel you can drive me around instead but you need to buy the goon bag

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    But why is the rum gone?
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Why do I always have to be the driver?
    In the last 3 or 4 years there has only been one time that I've not driven. And that was for my birthday this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbel View Post
    Why do I always have to be the driver?
    In the last 3 or 4 years there has only been one time that I've not driven. And that was for my birthday this year.
    Ok, don't worry about it, I'll drink goon at home

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    Hell yeah, bugger Bel, bring the 4L of rum on.
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbel View Post
    'fraid so
    boo hiss


    dun worry boys, i'll bring 2 x 4 L decanters


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    what is the point of living if i can't afford to go and have fun? if only i could actually hibernate until it is time to work again. meh.

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    Dammit can someone formallly invite me to something
    the last thing I got invited to was the fucking toilet
    and even THAT was a hallucination

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    arrrgggggg Robert Pattinson

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    So this is how it is? If I don't drive and I don't bring booze I'm not worth hanging out with.
    You guys really do suck.

    Now please excuse me while I go find my razor...
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    damo! all glass!
    from the singlet...to the flaggon!


    so wha ya'll doin tonite?
    YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohdee View Post
    Dammit can someone formallly invite me to something
    the last thing I got invited to was the fucking toilet
    and even THAT was a hallucination
    hey i invited ya 2 the moon!
    and round mine!
    AND
    INFACT...

    you know the rest....
    YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nVs View Post
    damo! all glass!
    from the singlet...to the flaggon!


    so wha ya'll doin tonite?
    haha yeh that was before/after australia day
    it got well loose at my joint that day

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    Dear Cal,

    You are here-by formally invited to Your House tonight where a selection of fine Australian Rums handcrafted in Perth will be served in the traditional manner of copiousness. Guest speakers will include the stereo. Attire is hoodies, gangstaness and fluffy slippers optional.

    RSVP whenever

    Cordially,

    Scotty
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alba_ View Post
    haha yeh that was before/after australia day
    it got well loose at my joint that day
    hahahaha i think this is the 1 you told me about...
    was that your "loose" day u was talking about previously?
    YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    so i may of may not of needed all this shopping *looks at bags*

    wait...i did need a beanie...

    oh...the dress is a necessity...

    argh, i cant give up the hat...i NEEDED a new hat...the hat stays....

    *sips boost juice*

    what a great day


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbel View Post
    So this is how it is? If I don't drive and I don't bring booze I'm not worth hanging out with.
    You guys really do suck.

    Now please excuse me while I go find my razor...
    OK. I'm sorry. Nangs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelbel View Post
    So this is how it is? If I don't drive and I don't bring booze I'm not worth hanging out with.
    You guys really do suck.

    Now please excuse me while I go find my razor...
    even if i do those things im not worth hanging out with

    /woe

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    Quote Originally Posted by nVs View Post
    hahahaha i think this is the 1 you told me about...
    was that your "loose" day u was talking about previously?
    haha yeh
    missing sombreros
    late night drives to dodgy parts of town
    popped blow up devices
    mystery rave sludge

    had it all

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    YOU SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty View Post
    OK. I'm sorry. Nangs?
    "Ange ... can you PLEASE be quiet now. You're destroying my nang experience."


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    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    Too much free red bull + me = ears bleeding

    nangananganangana.

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    hey elbah bru,
    you cumin out tonight cuz or what?
    your posts are hell deceptive aye

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    What a morning. I think THE ENTIRE TS FORUM was at my place.
    By the way, Chud is Biznatch.

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    jeluz! wish i was der
    I think I had some gum though
    and that was kind of fun
    oh; who am I kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ange View Post
    hey elbah bru,
    you cumin out tonight cuz or what?
    your posts are hell deceptive aye
    i want to but i dont... inner turmoil ftl
    i'm supposed to be doing stuff outside tomorrow but seeing as it will be raining, i might say fuck it and just get loose

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    Im flying to DC for the weekend to see my sister and point and stupid politicians...