Tell TS

**neonknome** · 17-12-2009, 07:32 PM

i bought pjamas, fins for diving and underwear today.
holidays & shopping = super.

**chay** · 17-12-2009, 08:19 PM

i am meant to be packing, sigh

**Slurm** · 18-12-2009, 09:38 AM

I have a house mate half my age.

The universe is yorking me again.

**neonknome** · 18-12-2009, 09:39 AM

young people are ok...

**Onijin** · 18-12-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Slurm

I have a house mate half my age.

The universe is yorking me again.

So long as they're emotionally and mentally stable and can get along with them, it's all good and dandy.

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 09:43 AM

Booze coke heroin for food clothes medicine

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by ohdee

Booze coke heroin for food clothes medicine

deal, but you can keep the first two.

**Sway** · 18-12-2009, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Slurm

I have a house mate half my age.

The universe is yorking me again.

my housemate is 12 years older than me

**Corteks** · 18-12-2009, 10:05 AM

Last day of work for the year. Hurrah.

**fredd** · 18-12-2009, 10:09 AM

SAME!!!

fucking FUCK yeah

**nVs** · 18-12-2009, 10:23 AM

bastards!!!

**Corteks** · 18-12-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by fredd

SAME!!!

fucking FUCK yeah

*Hi-5* good sir!

I was supposed to work on Monday and Tuesday but I suggested to the boss that if there wasn't any major work to be done that I should just end today. And it worked, great success!

Awww when you finish nVs? Or no holidays?

**chay** · 18-12-2009, 10:49 AM

*edit: ehhh can't be bothered

**Onijin** · 18-12-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by chay

*edit: ehhh can't be bothered

Point taken.

**chay** · 18-12-2009, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Onijin

Point taken.

hehe sorry, i re-read the post and it didn't come across like i wanted - then i was going to try reword it but remembered i'm packing my house and am just procrastinating so thought i'd better stop

anyhoo yeah - even the most stable people i know have some level of crazy, i think living with people depends much more on matching personalities (which is just as hard to find as people without any crazy

)

**renee`** · 18-12-2009, 11:22 AM

Working in an office is lame. It's a cesspool of ever circulating germs. Party season is upon us and I am sick.

**Bijou** · 18-12-2009, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by HERETIK

deal, but you can keep the first two.

are there any people who can use heroin and not turn into dribbling zombies..before i encountered some regular smackies I had a somewhat glamourized image in my head

**Slurm** · 18-12-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by chay

anyhoo yeah - even the most stable people i know have some level of crazy, i think living with people depends much more on matching personalities (which is just as hard to find as people without any crazy

)

I'm out of practice. I've lived by myself most of this year, parents before that, alone before that and a disastrous shared living arrangement before that.

I'm telling myself the key is cooking lots of dinners and keeping everyone happy.

**Bijou** · 18-12-2009, 11:42 AM

also, I turned Sway's sig into a poem about boOoOoOobs.

"Soft titty, warm titty
Little ball of plur
Bouncy titty, squeezy titty
Brr Brr Brrrrr!"

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Bijou

are there any people who can use heroin and not turn into dribbling zombies..before i encountered some regular smackies I had a somewhat glamourized image in my head

I could name a few that we know right now. Try to guess whe ones i'm thinking of and see he they match when you get home. (Obv don't post here)

**neonknome** · 18-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by renee`

Working in an office is lame. It's a cesspool of ever circulating germs. Party season is upon us and I am sick.

i wish i was there to feed you soup. and tuck you in...

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 02:59 PM

i really fucking need a cone, my brain wont stop peanuts peanuts

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 03:02 PM

I'm going to buy an ounce with my first pay i'm sick of buying sticks all the time

**Ange** · 18-12-2009, 03:03 PM

i want dexies. pm me

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by ohdee

I'm going to buy an ounce with my first pay i'm sick of buying sticks all the time

I was getting ounces regularly off a guy at work.

since i quit im too scared to ask him.

and now i cant find an ounce.

fuckshitgay

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 03:05 PM

can anyone get any smack? the lebs are out.

**Kevin** · 18-12-2009, 03:09 PM

Can anyone get and coke? And hookers?

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by HERETIK

I was getting ounces regularly off a guy at work.

since i quit im too scared to ask him.

and now i cant find an ounce.

fuckshitgay

Are you fucking serious? As if the dude would care. I was buying gear off an ex workmate for ages.

**dannncer** · 18-12-2009, 03:17 PM

BORED!

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by ohdee

Are you fucking serious? As if the dude would care. I was buying gear off an ex workmate for ages.

he gets them off another guy though, so i can imagine the effort involved.
and its a fortnightly thing, due to his pay, as he cant be fucked any other time getting them, and i just missed my window last wed. have to wait another 2 weeks to ask, but by then ill be broke.

sigh.

**Bijou** · 18-12-2009, 03:26 PM

Yeah so anyway..my many splendid new clothes better arrive before I finish today.

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by HERETIK

he gets them off another guy though, so i can imagine the effort involved.
and its a fortnightly thing, due to his pay, as he cant be fucked any other time getting them, and i just missed my window last wed. have to wait another 2 weeks to ask, but by then ill be broke.

sigh.

I'll let you know if I come across anything good if you want but i'm kind of drunk atm and probably will be for a while

Oh yeah and I can't empty my PMs so it'll be a love public coded message. Like "OI DUDE WANNA BUY A LOT OF WEED?"

**ohdee** · 18-12-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Bijou

Yeah so anyway..my many splendid new clothes better arrive before I finish today.

Yeah they better or i'll pitchfork the manufacturers.

**HERETIK** · 18-12-2009, 03:30 PM

getting a stick in 30 mins, will be drunk by 5. then its off to the rotary for a spot of bingo

**dannncer** · 18-12-2009, 05:00 PM

Layla just rolled over

From her tummy to her back, which is prob easier that your back to your tummy. But still she has worked it out. Now every time i put her on her tummy she just rolls back over to lay on her back haha lazy baby

**Kevin** · 18-12-2009, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by ohdee

Yeah they better or i'll pitchfork the manufacturers.

Pitchfork! Heh heh...such violent imagery!

**Bijou** · 18-12-2009, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by dannncer

Layla just rolled over

From her tummy to her back, which is prob easier that your back to your tummy. But still she has worked it out. Now every time i put her on her tummy she just rolls back over to lay on her back haha lazy baby

hehe perhaps she will start rolling around the place. My little sister chose this method of transport instead of crawling for some time haha

**dannncer** · 19-12-2009, 11:03 AM

Sitting watching tv last night when the power went off and then came back on and then off and then on continuously, fizzing everything out. Going crazy. To the point I was ready to grab Layla and run outside. Opened the front door and sore sparks traveling along the power lines. Walked out the front to the road looked up the street and the lawn two houses up from us was on fire and people all around the street were at the front, with the same thing obviously have happened to them.
Went back to the house and our lights were on but none of our power points were working (and still arent) so we had no tv, no fridge/freezer, no baby monitor, no nothing that was plugged into a wall (and still dont).
Police came, fire trucks came, western power came.
Power was fucked up around the whole block.
Apparently this all started from some kids throwing stuff at the power lines.
It friggin scared me .
Our power points arent working cause the fuse got blown but western power have told us that we can only get it from some electrical wholesalers.
Keryris's mum has gone to have a look for us meanwhile we are stuck down the street just so we can have breakfast and feed the baby blergh.

**j-mo** · 19-12-2009, 11:29 AM

My mates and I used to throw coat hangers over the power lines when we were kids, but we never had that much success!

**Vilandra** · 19-12-2009, 09:13 PM

embarassing moment x 10 million

my parents have sold their apartment recently, but i havent kept up with when they were actually moving out. Mum has been going on and on for ages about how hot the guy is that bought it and that hes single and my age and she has been trying to orchestrate some form of meeting to set us up.

Anyway I went to the beach today and dropped in to mum and dads place on the way home which i have keys to, just to say hi. Waltzed in to the apartment, fresh off the beach, in my wet bikini and a towel only to discover my parents have moved out and theres this incredibly hot guy in the living room looking at me like WTF.

AWKWARD.
SO embarassed I made a complete idiot out of myself.

**stevie_** · 19-12-2009, 09:30 PM

Hahaha! I wouldn't be too embarassed, you probably made his day. It's pretty much a common dream shared amongst most males that an attractive, bikini clad woman just rocks up to your house out of the blue.

The amount of hours I've spent looking at the front door just hoping....

**Suloh** · 19-12-2009, 11:51 PM

roll on crickets, roll on tumbleweeds. Where is everyone?..oh wait

**Vilandra** · 20-12-2009, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by stevie_

Hahaha! I wouldn't be too embarassed, you probably made his day. It's pretty much a common dream shared amongst most males that an attractive, bikini clad woman just rocks up to your house out of the blue.

The amount of hours I've spent looking at the front door just hoping....

yeah i looked more like a drowned sea rat than an attractive bikini clad woman though
also i lost all power of speech with the bizareness of the moment, so i must have seemed like a complete retard.

SMRT.

**stevie_** · 20-12-2009, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Vilandra

yeah i looked more like a drowned sea rat than an attractive bikini clad woman though
also i lost all power of speech with the bizareness of the moment, so i must have seemed like a complete retard.

SMRT.

But the bikini clad female is wet and doesn't speak in the universal dream too!

Hah but no really, if nothing I'll bet you've left an impression which can only be a good thing

**j-mo** · 20-12-2009, 08:09 AM

Haha, you're in like Flynn Vilandra.

Problem is, if you do hook up, you'll be doin' it in your Mum and Dad's bedroom lol

**kranky al** · 20-12-2009, 08:21 AM

interesting the difference between a guys perception and a girls

vilandra: zomg i had no makeup and didnt say a word - he thinks im a tard

dude: zomg - she was perfect with no makeup and she wasnt yapping on - im in love

**j-mo** · 20-12-2009, 08:49 AM

And you've already got a key to his place!

Just bring your toothbrush and a packet of Tampax next time you drop in and you're virtually married.

**Nyx** · 20-12-2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Vilandra

yeah i looked more like a drowned sea rat than an attractive bikini clad woman though

In all honesty hon, I am having a really hard time imagining you looking bad in a bikini. I bet hot apartment dude was having a pretty hard time too.

**stevie_** · 20-12-2009, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Nyx

In all honesty hon, I am having a really hard time imagining you looking bad in a bikini. I bet hot apartment dude was having a pretty hard time too.

Hahahaha! Nyx, that's awesomely terrible hahaha!

**angelbel** · 20-12-2009, 12:11 PM

I had a really fun night last night. I need more fun in my life right now

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