Tell TS

[Kevin]

Sensible mature e-diddy. Sigh

[Amyy_]

Another shit fight on TS... Sigh.

Its the norm now, just sit back and watch.

[Kevin]

Its the norm now, just sit back and watch.

Now??? Has ALWAYS been that way. In fact I'd say it's fairly placid relatively speaking

[Amyy_]

Now??? Has ALWAYS been that way.

This is true.

[The Biz]

[Amyy_]

Oh, it works on my phone.. Stupid iMac..

[Satan]

No, really. Go ahead and tell us more about your bowel fetish.
Captive audience right here on TS.

I am sexually attracted to fecal matter
ergo, I have the hots for you
I can't have you, because you're clearly out of my shit league
so I crywank, with poo on my hands and love in my heart

[flauntster]

[Satan]

you've felt it

[heyuinthebush]

Is that B Arthur?

[nosaj D:]

Another shit fight on TS... Sigh.

*Actually lold
But don't think in to it too much, i'm a bit sleep deprived

Anyway, another assignment back...55%
This would have been more crippling, but someone in my tute told me i can become a fully licensed psych after 2 years supervised work even without the 5th year. Still, might as well try hard for the next assignments. Particularly if my hard work is only just skimming through

[frogman]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-04-2...ention/3968006

Stay Classy Australia.

[Slurm]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-04-2...ention/3968006

Stay Classy Australia.

Ten years old. A Year.

Why are we such utter assholes?

Fuck, she can come live with us.

I bet there are tens of thousands of households around the country that would do the same.

[frogman]

Ten years old. A Year.

Why are we such utter assholes?

Fuck, she can come live with us.

I bet there are tens of thousands of households around the country that would do the same.

Now now slurm, that 10 year old might be a grave threat to national security.

[Slurm]

Now now slurm, that 10 year old might be a grave threat to national security.

True.

She is from Vietnam after all.

[frogman]

True.

She is from Vietnam after all.

Have you seen their writing? I know I cant make heads nor tails of it. How do I know that she isnt secretly writing that she wants to kill all humans? These are valid concerns I need addressed.

[Slurm]

If only they would learn the language, and just integrate with our culture.

Another few years detention should sort her out.

[The Biz]

There has to be a better way. Surely there are some bubble tea shops or nail salons that need cheap labour.

[Slurm]

[nosaj D:]

Is it illegal to grow what you want on the front verge? Or are people just scared of investing time and effort into things outside of their fence?

[Slurm]

Is it illegal to grow what you want on the front verge? Or are people just scared of investing time and effort into things outside of their fence?

It varies from council to council.

Where I live, for example, it seems perfectly legal to have 100% of the verge as astro-turf, but not vegetables.

As far as I know, there is no law forcing anyone to grow lawn.

[BLEGH!]

I thought the general rule was anything past your letter box on the road side was free for all ?
ie. council can decide to rip up your garden and put in a double road etc - but only up to your letterbox.

Fallacy ? Maybe.

[Satan]

What company did you say you worked for again?The outrageous double standards you spew is unfuckingbelieveableDo you know how much water and fertilizer it takes to keep all those pristine fucking courses for the wealthy elite few???

[Onijin]

I'd plant some quandong seeds if I could get my hands on them.

[Kevin]

I really feel like going out and partying like a rockstar tonight. But sensible Kev is kicking in. Have football tomorrow. Will spend too much money. Will regret the hangover.

Why can I not have my cake AND eat it?

FWP

[Multivital]

I really feel like going out and partying like a rockstar tonight. But sensible Kev is kicking in. Have football tomorrow. Will spend too much money. Will regret the hangover.

Why can I not have my cake AND eat it?

FWP

what kind of an idiot buys cake and DOESN'T eat it?

[neonknome]

cake. i want some.

[Kevin]

what kind of an idiot buys cake and DOESN'T eat it?

Protestants

[Onijin]

Professional cake collectors?

[fatnick]

I really feel like going out and partying like a rockstar tonight. But sensible Kev is kicking in. Have football tomorrow. Will spend too much money. Will regret the hangover.

Why can I not have my cake AND eat it?

FWP

I call BULLSHIT on having cake and not eating it yourself. Sure my only data is anecdotal, but I have eaten whole cake in many situations now that I believe I am not just an exception to the rule.

I urge you all to rebel and try to eat whole cake too.

[Kevin]

I call BULLSHIT on having cake and not eating it yourself. Sure my only data is anecdotal, but I have eaten whole cake in many situations now that I believe I am not just an exception to the rule.I urge you all to rebel and try to eat whole cake too.

If u eat it entirely then u do not have any. Quite the conundrum

[heyuinthebush]

I really feel like going out and partying like a rockstar tonight. But sensible Kev is kicking in. Have football tomorrow. Will spend too much money. Will regret the hangover.

Why can I not have my cake AND eat it?

FWP

Stay home, practise putting whole cake in mouth. Then next roller when sway brings cupcakes, we can have a cupcake eating contest.

I'll win, obviously.

[fatnick]

If u eat it entirely then u do not have any. Quite the conundrum

OH SHIT I SEE. A bit like Fletch's Cat? I have now let it out of the bag.

[heist]

bulletin from the fremantle waterfront - the sailors have landed

[fatnick]

ohhhhhhh shit

[BLEGH!]

hullooooo Freo! baahahahahahahahaha!!

Me is tired, me has a social life....
Housewarming/ birthday drinks at a friends tonight and 2moro annual 2-up Anzac Day celebrations at a friends. Just went to bank this arvo and got my stash of gold coins. hehehehe!!

[heyuinthebush]

bulletin from the fremantle waterfront - the sailors have landed

"Hello sailing unit"

[heyuinthebush]

I have seen so much shit today at Uni, literally. Every toilet I went to today had blind mullets floating around. I am going to have nightmares tonight about it

[neonknome]

jeez some people don't even have toilets you know

[Slurm]

What company did you say you worked for again?The outrageous double standards you spew is unfuckingbelieveableDo you know how much water and fertilizer it takes to keep all those pristine fucking courses for the wealthy elite few???

Settle down there princess and you might actually get a clue one of these days.

Actually, nah, you won't.

[Chach]

I really feel like going out and partying like a rockstar tonight. But sensible Kev is kicking in. Have football tomorrow. Will spend too much money. Will regret the hangover.

Why can I not have my cake AND eat it?

FWP

No one likes sensible Kev, just sayin'

[Onijin]

I call BULLSHIT on having cake and not eating it yourself. Sure my only data is anecdotal, but I have eaten whole cake in many situations now that I believe I am not just an exception to the rule.I urge you all to rebel and try to eat whole cake too.

Now we know why you were called Fat Nick.

[neonknome]

Now we know why you were called Fat Nick.

cake makes your head fat?

[dart]

all this talk of cake.

i am now fucking hungry.

jeeeeez

[Kevin]

all this talk of cake.i am now fucking hungry.jeeeeez

Think about the ride!!!!

[nosaj D:]

Exactly, you'll burn it off no problem, and it'll give you energy for said ride!

[sidez]

Kev I also have a cup game of football tomorrow, it's just so UNAUSTRALIAN. But if we both go out and get blind tonight that means our team will lose and the next long weekend you won't have the same dilemma

[Kevin]

Kev I also have a cup game of football tomorrow, it's just so UNAUSTRALIAN. But if we both go out and get blind tonight that means our team will lose and the next long weekend you won't have the same dilemma

Who u got? We have queens park

[sidez]

Who u got? We have queens park

That could be tough, needs some inspiration from the Irish import. We've drawn Balga which should be alright because we gave them a drumming a few weeks ago.

[Onijin]

cake makes your head fat?

Only when my mouth's full.