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    Out of Mosman Park eh swarbs?

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    From the name, you'd think it was.

    But it isn't swarbs.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Another Tortured Artist View Post
    hot water system has been broken down for about a month. none of us have been bothered to get it fixed so far. so we've had to boil water on the stove, put it in a big tub/bucket, mix it with colder water to make it warm/usable. then pour it over ourselves. yes, the things we take for granted.

    also, having a ceiling over our head:
    we had our ceiling collapse in one room and here's a video of it --



    p.s. our house sux!
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    stupid slow international internet
    i hear the internet is on computers now

    ps hi ts i love you still
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    the bone leather in my car interior starting to become a little discoloured from my blue jeans

    this is unacceptable

    I've written to the sunday times insisting they put knight rider on in the 18:30 timeslot but I'm not expecting them to do anything
    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    too many tv channels, never anything good to watch

    lighter thief's... i really need to learn how to make fire with sticks
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    DRM that prevents me from converting a file I own from a format I can't use to a format that I can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    From the name, you'd think it was.

    But it isn't swarbs.
    ah shit, sorry swarbs/random like swarbs

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    getting rid of outdated technology/equipment
    '
    ondy still got that mp3 you brought ill throw in another 1gb one if you want to take it off my hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lois View Post
    HA
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    Last edited by hitmonlee; 14-08-2011 at 09:00 PM. Reason: because i respect your bf i thought this was too harsh

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    I'm fuming. Just went and made a cappuccino and the company is all out of the chocolate powder you sprinkle on top. Forced to drink a flat white.

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    no you're not, you could have had a frothy white
    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    He was probably getting a cup of coffee to get the taste of the last frothy white out of his mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmonlee View Post
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    god i was joking too, chill!

    did you not see the emoticon?!?!

    it was a meta-masterpiece of people complaining about people complaining about people complaining
    Last edited by fredd; 15-08-2011 at 10:47 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurm View Post
    DRM that prevents me from converting a file I own from a format I can't use to a format that I can.
    theres serious issues with technology if pirating is easier and more convenient, costs aside
    and there i was, running for my life, higher than i'd ever been
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lois View Post
    HA
    ohlololololololol
    and there i was, running for my life, higher than i'd ever been
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    my 3 year old had quite a few first world problems over the weekend.. like when the streaming to the ipad is screwed up when the microwave is in use..

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    my pub is down to its last couple of barrels of my favorite stout. when it runs out there is no more until next winter when the next barrels are ready. the paper did a write up on this stout and now the pub has been influxed with tourists drinking the last of MY STOUT. fml.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chay View Post
    my pub is down to its last couple of barrels of my favorite stout. when it runs out there is no more until next winter when the next barrels are ready. the paper did a write up on this stout and now the pub has been influxed with tourists drinking the last of MY STOUT. fml.
    If you purchased it all then it really would be your stout, then you could drink it whilst snickering at others wanting to drink it, to no avail.
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satan View Post
    the bone leather in my car interior starting to become a little discoloured from my blue jeans

    this is unacceptable

    I've written to the sunday times insisting they put knight rider on in the 18:30 timeslot but I'm not expecting them to do anything
    Is that was causes it? I asked my auto detailing team what the problem was and they had no idea. I think I need to hire new staff.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    the timeslot for knightrider or the dye from clothing?
    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    Strangely enough, both.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    yeah your crew suck, get some Auto Glym leather cleaner and protector
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    Auto glym?! Pah, I use only Connolly products.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    instead of Pah'ing why don't you share you superior knowledge?
    When was the last time you did something for the first time?

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    I beleive this will answer your questions.
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    10 squid leather care kit?

    PAH

    not bearing the royal crest, not good enough I'm afraid - if the Queen rejects it, so do I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredd View Post
    god i was joking too, chill!

    did you not see the emoticon?!?!

    it was a meta-masterpiece of people complaining about people complaining about people complaining
    you may be joking but chemi is just being a pain in the ass because she thinks someone got one up on me and wanted to join in, because she is not smart enough to take me down on her own.

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    the aircon in here is stupidly stuffy. it's winter outside and i'm sweating.

    also i ate too much for lunch and i feel overfull.
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    Face Time on my iPhone isn't working!!!!!!!

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    Just about to upload a preview of the new tune we're releasing

    *export as MP3*
    *rendering*
    *Saved*
    *YouTube upload*
    *MOTHERBOARD FRIED*

    Should've bought a Mac

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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post

    also i ate too much for lunch and i feel overfull.


    further to this, i currently feel sick after eating a slab of cadbury milk chocolate. More calories than a starving ethiopian gets in a month

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty Assassin View Post

    Should've bought a Mac
    this..

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    I deserved that. We just made this on a Mac as well

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    Been searching in my web browsing history for a website selling amazing shoes i lust after, but i've now realised I actually viewed it on my iPad...

    Woe!
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

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    your ipad doesnt have a browsing history?

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogman View Post
    your ipad doesnt have a browsing history?

    lol
    it does, its just not appearing on my laptop. wtf right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by neonknome View Post
    Been searching in my web browsing history for a website selling amazing shoes i lust after, but i've now realised I actually viewed it on my iPad...

    Woe!
    you poor thing, thats terrible :/
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    banks closing at 4pm

    what is this the fucking stone age
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    Quote Originally Posted by flauntster View Post
    you poor thing, thats terrible :/
    i know right.

    also, after we finished our WWC burgers this afternoon, we wanted more. but its a 5 minute drive away!!!!1
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    I've eaten too much delicious dinner and am too full to move from the couch... I may even need to have a sleep soon because of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty Assassin View Post

    Should've bought a Mac
    yes, yes you should

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    Not really, if his mac had a fault, he'd have had to send the whole thing in, luckily he can go down to the shop he brought it from and exchange it under waranty, come home, screw it back into the case, connect a fire wires and the likes and bang! working again (so long as the HDD is alright).

    Scotty u got a gigabyte didn't ya? Should've gone Asus!
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    What a shit t-shirt. I'd rather fuck Borgore whilst listening to one of his mixes than be seen wearing something like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Paper Bag View Post
    Scotty u got a gigabyte didn't ya? Should've gone Asus!
    word

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    mac are le ghey


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    This is going to upset a lot people I think...
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    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    double whammy today. Filled up another Terabyte drive with movie downloads AND local cafe' ran out of raw sugar for my coffee.

    motherfuckers ):<
    ishhhh