Discuss
Beards are for fugly dudes so they look "mysterious"
im from canada aye
my beard is patchy and bullshit
when lord. when's it gonna be my time!?
blacker than the blackest black
times infinity
hair only grows out of right side of my face.
true story. no facial hair for me![]()
i'm rocking some salt n pepper in my beard, my girl sez it's saucy - i dunno
chewin' this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.... like me
Mine started going salt and pepper at 22.
I don't think I've had a razor shave for 5 years.
If its not a proper, straight-razor job from someone accomplished, I'd rather just let it grow.
“Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."
never had a proper shave. i wanna get one one day. hot towel n shit. cut throat razor.
chewin' this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.... like me
I wish it was socially acceptable for girls to have a beard!
Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!
your mo becoming a bit much to handle amyy?
░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░
░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░
░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░
░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░
░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░
█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█
█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█
░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░
░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░
░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░
░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░
░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░
░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░
I've only been clean shaven once in the last 10 years. I just trim it with small clippers. I don't like shaving and my mrs likes me with the face furniture so everyone's happy.
Fucking hate shaving, so I quite often have a beard. Its only when the missus gets sick of it that it goes.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
shaving is for job interviews only
danny duberstein's good at two things, that's math and fuckin'
My beard is cranking. Shaving is shit!
Harden's beard is boss.
I usually just trim my poor excuse of a beard. Smooth face is sometimes required/requested but not often.
I have a few mm gap between my hair and stubble. It's weird. I can't do sideburns properly. I can do a beard and let the hair flow over but I know that gap is there. I like the beard but I prefer the tash. My fb picture is still me with a tash from movember, it makes me smile. Couldn't keep it due to social pressures and cos it was ginger.
If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums.
Have to agree beards are the new metro fag hipster look which is a bit disappointing, but that will pass in 5 minutes and the true men will walk proud with their beards flowing and heads held high.
I suffer from Ranga-Stache the rest is brown but a brown beard with a ranga-stache looks shiite.
I like Boozer's look.
![]()
shit i thought ravewiththemachine was a girl for some reason?
ouch! Sadly there are girls that can grow much better beards than myself.
Emasculated in the beard thread! i've never been in the car thread or any threads involving sport, but still.
Just bust a fat mo' while we wait. That'll prove your masculinity.
Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
i too, suffer from the ranga-beard
░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░
░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░
░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░
░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░
░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░
█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█
█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█
░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░
░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░
░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░
░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░
░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░
░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░
You obviously haven't seen craig davids beard.
![]()
That's not a beard, thats fuzzy pinstriping!
Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
Definitely with heist on this one.
I'm 29 ffs!
C'mon that beard screams (roars) manly!! I heard Gerard Butler was tossing up between the unruly one, he went with, and the craig david for his 300 role.
![]()
hahaha
Man i bet craig david feels stupid when he looks back at these.
too many beard-tards walking around these days. patchy workmanship, no style just wirery pubic hair on the face with a shit eating grin to match. get some balls i could grow a better beard when i was in year 9.
![]()
ishhhh
^ oh.
Surely this is drawn on with marker pen, no ?
mine looks pretty good from underneath after ive shaped it, neckbeard goatee split straight down the middle.
the ladies flock when they see my style
░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░
░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░
░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░
░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░
░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░
█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█
█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█
░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░
░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░
░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░
░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░
░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░
░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░
<Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks
<Hinkey> acid does
<Threeboy> you now what has the worst flashbacks?
<Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.