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    Yossarian has an awesome beard.

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    Also lindsay does and my old man

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    Beards are for fugly dudes so they look "mysterious"
    im from canada aye

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    Beards are the new emo/hipster shit.

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    my beard is patchy and bullshit


    when lord. when's it gonna be my time!?
    blacker than the blackest black
    times infinity

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    hair only grows out of right side of my face.

    true story. no facial hair for me

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    i'm rocking some salt n pepper in my beard, my girl sez it's saucy - i dunno
    chewin' this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.... like me

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    Mine started going salt and pepper at 22.

    I don't think I've had a razor shave for 5 years.

    If its not a proper, straight-razor job from someone accomplished, I'd rather just let it grow.
    “Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can."

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    never had a proper shave. i wanna get one one day. hot towel n shit. cut throat razor.
    chewin' this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.... like me

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    I wish it was socially acceptable for girls to have a beard!
    Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!

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    your mo becoming a bit much to handle amyy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosaj D: View Post
    your mo becoming a bit much to handle amyy?
    Yeah
    Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!

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    I've only been clean shaven once in the last 10 years. I just trim it with small clippers. I don't like shaving and my mrs likes me with the face furniture so everyone's happy.

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    Fucking hate shaving, so I quite often have a beard. Its only when the missus gets sick of it that it goes.
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

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    shaving is for job interviews only
    danny duberstein's good at two things, that's math and fuckin'

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    James Harden wins.


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    My beard is cranking. Shaving is shit!

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    Harden's beard is boss.

    I usually just trim my poor excuse of a beard. Smooth face is sometimes required/requested but not often.

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    I have a few mm gap between my hair and stubble. It's weird. I can't do sideburns properly. I can do a beard and let the hair flow over but I know that gap is there. I like the beard but I prefer the tash. My fb picture is still me with a tash from movember, it makes me smile. Couldn't keep it due to social pressures and cos it was ginger.

    If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums.

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    Have to agree beards are the new metro fag hipster look which is a bit disappointing, but that will pass in 5 minutes and the true men will walk proud with their beards flowing and heads held high.

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    I suffer from Ranga-Stache the rest is brown but a brown beard with a ranga-stache looks shiite.

    I like Boozer's look.




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    Quote Originally Posted by d-vo View Post
    Have to agree beards are the new metro fag hipster look
    That's why you like them though isn't it?

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    shit i thought ravewiththemachine was a girl for some reason?

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    ouch! Sadly there are girls that can grow much better beards than myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr dobalina View Post
    shit i thought ravewiththemachine was a girl for some reason?
    Same!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by m_r_g View Post
    Whats this look called ? Its a beard/ mo/ flava sava combo of some descript.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLEGH! View Post
    Whats this look called ? Its a beard/ mo/ flava sava combo of some descript.
    its the we got derrick rose and gonna fuck you up look.
    Putting all kinds of shame in the game you got.

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    Emasculated in the beard thread! i've never been in the car thread or any threads involving sport, but still.

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    Just bust a fat mo' while we wait. That'll prove your masculinity.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    i too, suffer from the ranga-beard
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    Quote Originally Posted by kantankruz View Post
    That's why you like them though isn't it?
    Yeah pretty much.

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    You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.



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    Opie beard is the best beard.


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    You obviously haven't seen craig davids beard.


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    That's not a beard, thats fuzzy pinstriping!
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....

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    Definitely with heist on this one.

    I'm 29 ffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravewiththemachine View Post
    You obviously haven't seen craig davids beard.
    Even your vagina's asking you to check yourself.

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    C'mon that beard screams (roars) manly!! I heard Gerard Butler was tossing up between the unruly one, he went with, and the craig david for his 300 role.

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    hahaha

    Man i bet craig david feels stupid when he looks back at these.

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    too many beard-tards walking around these days. patchy workmanship, no style just wirery pubic hair on the face with a shit eating grin to match. get some balls i could grow a better beard when i was in year 9.

    ishhhh

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    ^ oh.
    Surely this is drawn on with marker pen, no ?

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    I love my beard

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    mine looks pretty good from underneath after ive shaped it, neckbeard goatee split straight down the middle.
    the ladies flock when they see my style
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    <Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks
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    <Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.