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  1. 24-02-2012, 03:16 PM #1
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    Default Euphemisms for self pleasure.

    Carrying on from heists thread,

    a few mentions of self pleasure euphemisms.
    Bleghs bean has been mentioned.... numerous times.

    we all like the crash the yoghurt truck, so let us hear all about it.

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  2. 24-02-2012, 03:18 PM #2
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    hitchhiking to heaven
    and there i was, running for my life, higher than i'd ever been
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    Choking the chicken
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
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    fapping
    plain and simple
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  5. 24-02-2012, 03:20 PM #5
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    Wrestling with the purple headed champ.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
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    unnecessary cross-referencing to my bean.
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  7. 24-02-2012, 03:24 PM #7
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    Verstyling
    Coming up for The Likes of You

    Ben Sims
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  8. 24-02-2012, 03:26 PM #8
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    FUCKING LOL!
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  9. 24-02-2012, 03:31 PM #9
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    Feeding the chooks
    There's no time for hatred only questions..

    What is love? Where is happiness? What is life?
    Where is peace?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psyche View Post
    Feeding the chooks
    female equivelant

    feeding the horse

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  11. 24-02-2012, 03:34 PM #11
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    anal fisting
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  12. 24-02-2012, 03:44 PM #12
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    Male:
    Spanking the monkey.
    Or, just spanking.

    Rubbing one out.

    Knocking your top off.

    Female:
    Schlacking.

    Double clicking the mouse.

    Flicking the bean.
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    Doing the knuckle-shuffle on your piss-pump.
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
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    Stroking the blue veined junket pumper.
    Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
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    firing off a few knuckle-children on my neighbour's couch because i don't have a dvd player
    blacker than the blackest black
    times infinity
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    Game of fives
    Relaxing in a gentlemens way
    Having a barkleys
    One off the wrist
    Bout of self harm

    etc....

    Ladies...... diddling with the nubbin
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    Are there any unisex euphemisms?

    I don't think there are, are there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by heist View Post
    firing off a few knuckle-children on my neighbour's couch because i don't have a dvd player

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    rinsing the walrus
    baking a muffin
    milling your personal pepper
    scaling the trout
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    havin a mas
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    I'm going for a bat, who's bowling?
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    browsing the web
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    10 knuckle shuffle... That's right ladies... I use two hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by c_avdas View Post
    I'm going for a bat, who's bowling?
    Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    10 knuckle shuffle... That's right ladies... I use two hands
    goatse?
    Warm liquid goo phase commencing....
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    mandingo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curare View Post
    goatse?
    No, I don't spread easily
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    Ladies... playing the banjo.

    Gents... Boxing the bald champ
    "Why would I shoot a guy then drive him to the hospital?? It defeats the purpose of shootin' him in the first place"
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    Strangling the cocky.
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    bashing the bishop
    making a hand shandy
    hand. kranking
    ripping the top off one
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