house mate needed thread

[Kevin]

Satan? Aleks??

Satan - jackie chan. Aleks - burt reynolds

[Vito Corleone]

Burt Reynolds with or without hair piece?

[Kevin]

Mmm. Only heyu knows for sure. Merkin or not e-diddy?

[heyuinthebush]

Satan - jackie chan. Aleks - burt reynolds

onijin?

[heyuinthebush]

Mmm. Only heyu knows for sure. Merkin or not e-diddy?

Did you just call me e-diddy?

[Kevin]

onijin?

Kevin spacey

[Kevin]

Did you just call me e-diddy?

I might just have

[heyuinthebush]

Kevin spacey

Yes. But more K-PAX than The Usual Suspects.

I might just have

I'm going to allow this.

[heyuinthebush]

? = pauly shore

[Kevin]

Thank u. I may use it again. Maybe even in a conversation. Perhaps in public

[Kevin]

? = pauly shore

Mmm. Chud

[Vito Corleone]

WTF is K-PAX?

[sidez]

burnside - vinnie jones

[Kevin]

Ha ha

[Vito Corleone]

Haha I am going to imagine all BS/MV posts in a Vinny Jones accent now. Brilliant

[R3450N]

Ah yes. All future BLEGH! candidates must rehearse her "THAT SHIT BURNS!" line over and over again until they achieve it with perfection. If delivered properly it can become a much loved catch phrase followed by canned laughter every time.

Scenarios for 10 Things I Hate About BLEGH! where "THAT SHIT BURNS!" can be used:
1. BLEGH! drinks methylated spirits at the camp fire by accident thinking it is water.
2. BLEGH! lights up bong with methylated spirits.
3. BLEGH! wonders afterwards why her red baby is screaming in the bathtub until she puts her elbow in the steaming boiling hot water.
4. BLEGH! travels to a country where there's acid rain .
5. BLEGH! becomes an astronaut and walks on the hot side of Mars without a suit because it'll be "too hot and heavy".
6. BLEGH! gets burnt at the stake playing St Joan of Arc.
7. BLEGH! as flashback in LOST style to give her character more depth by showing her as a curious and innocent child getting hot pot water from the stove spilling all over her.
8. BLEGH! getting radiation burns in an apocalyptic Korean nuclear holocaust movie when North Korea fires a missile in her hometown.
9. BLEGH! running naked as a young Asian girl reenacting napalm bombing for Vietnam war documentary.
10. BLEGH! reading this list full of really really mean comments.

[Vito Corleone]

You forgot the one about nosaj lighting her on fire

[R3450N]

You forgot the one about nosaj lighting her on fire

That's actually a counselling term in psychology when they get their patient to open up. I'm sure nosaJ D: just wants to help her. He is very intuitive and can sense her pain and wants it to be over with.

[Onijin]

Haha I am going to imagine all BS/MV posts in a Vinny Jones accent now. Brilliant

I tend to read his posts as though John Cleese was narrating them.

[Kevin]

Ah yes. All future BLEGH! candidates must rehearse her "THAT SHIT BURNS!" line over and over again until they achieve it with perfection. If delivered properly it can become a much loved catch phrase followed by canned laughter every time.Scenarios for 10 Things I Hate About BLEGH! where "THAT SHIT BURNS!" can be used:1. BLEGH! drinks methylated spirits at the camp fire by accident thinking it is water.2. BLEGH! lights up bong with methylated spirits.3. BLEGH! wonders afterwards why her red baby is screaming in the bathtub until she puts her elbow in the steaming boiling hot water.4. BLEGH! travels to a country where there's acid rain .5. BLEGH! becomes an astronaut and walks on the hot side of Mars without a suit because it'll be "too hot and heavy".6. BLEGH! gets burnt at the stake playing St Joan of Arc.7. BLEGH! as flashback in LOST style to give her character more depth by showing her as a curious and innocent child getting hot pot water from the stove spilling all over her.8. BLEGH! getting radiation burns in an apocalyptic Korean nuclear holocaust movie when North Korea fires a missile in her hometown.9. BLEGH! running naked as a young Asian girl reenacting napalm bombing for Vietnam war documentary.10. BLEGH! reading this list full of really really mean comments.

Just cut them up like regular chickens

[BLEGH!]

burnt : (

[R3450N]

burnt : (

10 Things I Hate About BLEGH!?
Gookie007 abandoning Scramble with "Friends" game?
Both?
Something else?

[R3450N]

Tell me. You know I care. I'm doing a Cert IV in Community Mental Health Care and need to clock up hours in my logbook.

[Curare]

burnside - vinnie jones

You know I once did see burnside slam a dude's head in a car door.


True story

[BLEGH!]

10 Things I Hate About BLEGH!?
Gookie007 abandoning Scramble with "Friends" game?
Both?
Something else?

BOTH !!

[R3450N]

BOTH !!

If it's any consolation I am very impressed with your Scramble score for that first round. This just reinforces my theory you're a reasonably intelligent person feigning stupidity which probably goes back to your childhood. Probably when rebelling against your "Tiger Mum" who never let you use the Internet and trying to frustrate her as a form of retaliation by getting poor grades the more she forced you to study. Many memes were never learned. So many opportunities missed to be cyber bullied. It's time to catch up!

[BLEGH!]

If it's any consolation I am very impressed with your Scramble score for that first round. This just reinforces my theory you're a reasonably intelligent person feigning stupidity which probably goes back to your childhood. Probably when rebelling against your "Tiger Mum" who never let you use the Internet and trying to frustrate her as a form of retaliation by getting poor grades the more she forced you to study. Many memes were never learned. So many opportunities missed to be cyber bullied. It's time to catch up!

Memes were never learned you are correct.

Any consolation to you - I'm most disappointed with your Scramble score. I mean seriously this is the person challenging me to read a dyslexic book... pfffft !!

[R3450N]

Memes were never learned you are correct.

Any consolation to you - I'm most disappointed with your Scramble score. I mean seriously this is the person challenging me to read a dyslexic book... pfffft !!

For me the challenge is a psychological one and that's to control myself from overachieving. Getting a highscore? That's too easy bro.

[BLEGH!]

hahahaha! Yeah coz you're an over achiever right ?

[R3450N]

hahahaha! Yeah coz you're an over achiever right ?

Sye. (bonus points if you can solve that in less than 15 minutes)

[BLEGH!]

hehehehehehehe!!!

[stevene]

im comfussled

[BLEGH!]

never mind stevene, we'll just stick to making plans on a pubic holiday !
We so clever !

[stevene]

bad timing there gemma its cool, BUMP anyone else?

[Kevin]

BLEGHS name is Gemma?

[fatnick]

so stevene, is Blergh/Gemma hot or not?

[stevene]

[Kevin]

That's a no

[flauntster]

pubic holiday !

[Kevin]

BLEGH is taking a hair holiday. To Brazil

[stevene]

thats a no comment, you shuld all come to the traffik thing fri rosemount

[Kevin]

I've met BLEGH. I'd give her one if she wasn't asian

[Vito Corleone]

I've also met Blegh

She called me a cunt within a minute of meeting me. She knows

[Kevin]

I've also met BleghShe called me a cunt within a minute of meeting me. She knows

She's far more astute than given credit on here. In BLEGHs world there are no stupid questions

[BLEGH!]

huh... i don't know whether to be offended or not........

I'll go with not...... for now. hahahahaha!!

[BLEGH!]

hahahaha! WOOOOPS!

Too late to fix up now ay..

[Kevin]

huh... i don't know whether to be offended or not........ I'll go with not...... for now. hahahahaha!!

About?

[BLEGH!]

About?

fuckin cat with a piece of bread on its head.

Wtf.

[HunterM]

omgzzzzz

[Kevin]

fuckin cat with a piece of bread on its head. Wtf.

Might be racially motivated