PERTH.. GET SET FOR LISA LASHES

[PKING]

Yo

COULDNT BELEIVE it when I saw Lashed- cannot believe Lisa Lashes is coming to Perth- you lot are in for one BANGING night.. This was my idea.. I dreamt of bringing her over to Perth, as she is amongst a handful of DJ's/live acts that havent graced the shores of Perth.. (Basement Jaxx?- they'd be mental)

For anyone that doesnt know Lisa Lashes, she is the spearhead of the UK Hard House scene.. the only DeeJayz that are more prolific (in the 'ard House scene) are Fergie and Judge "IM WHACK" Jules..

Lisa exceeds them in terms of entertaining the crowd, which is what a DJ is all about... she doesnt just play a banging and tight as fuck set like say, Packer, though she also is a COMPLETE showcase, she gets up and jumps around like a nutcase, REALLY gets the crowd into it 100% and by the time the end of the night beckons and she finishes dropping her third "last one" the sweat is literally dropping from the roof...

Tickets are only $30 +bf which is a FUCKING BARGAIN when you learn that in the UK at clubs like Sundissential.. your looking at at least AU$40+ to get in and see her.. I paid AU$50 or £15 on the door at Slinky in divey ol' Leicester a year ago.

So... if you want to experience one of the guarenteed best all round entertainment sets from a DJ that Perth has seen this year- get your arse down to Lashed on Nov 30th... get yer tickets from the usuals- and be quick- this one will definitely sell out! If your still sceptical- go, and be corrected.

DISCLAIMER: I do not have anything to do with XS productions, and they are not paying me anything for this, I just cant stand the thought of anyone thats ever been to a rave not witnessing this hot tottie in full effect- those lucky ones that go will know what i mean!!

[kranky al]

there will also be an intelligense breaks room downstairs for you breakz freakz- tix will be $8 each for those who only want to spend time in the breakz room- if you want to see ms lashes then you gotta pay list price

djs
10-12 michy t vs jj
12-1.30 skelly vs dazz k
1.30-3 echoic vs smoulder
3-4.30 dwb
4.30-6 da management

fri 30th nov- bring it on- perths finest nu skool and progressive breaks djs downstairs/ perths finest hardhouse djs supporting the first lady of hardhouse in the xs room upstairs- its gonna be a big one.

[Amenbro]

Nice plug alphonse.

[PKING]

nuffin wrong wiv that mate- this is what its all about... the

Lis- check out BPM this week... Im on at 020am... plug...

[Amenbro]

your right dude I just pay out on al all the time
because hes old and he stinks,
Iam going to it fore sure.

[PKING]

lucky you... if yer up the front...long with all the other sweaty men.. some older than others.. try and dance for 30 seconds without staring at her impressive bust...NOT possible...she's also got a GREAT arse...and the PVC outfits...schwwing!!!!!

[Amenbro]

Nice I'll bring a camera!

[PKING]

Odds on they'll be banned...well they have been over here anyway apparently... too many photo requests...not enough time...disappointed fans... she was FUCKING HUGE (in popularity) in 2000... now, still fairly big...

My hat comes off to any man (or woman as she bats for both teams) from Perth that manages to bed her...now THATS something to boast about!! the

Anyone that used to follow the NBA? remember Dennis Rodman?! He asked her out when she played in Vegas I think, and she turned him down!! the He's a weirdo- though so is she... they would have been good to go... I used to want to fuck her...though went off Lashes around about the time she dyed her hair green and black...urrrrggghh.. red was best! the

[nigel]

I thought Lisa Lashes was a transvestite?

[PKING]

Ha Ha very funny in your own styleee El Porno.... though NO, she dresses like one, but is DEFINITELY all p-u-ss-y inside matey!! the

LISA LASHES= QUITE SIMPLY DA DOGS BOLLOCKS!!

[flaunt]

cant wait for dis one!
your spot on PKing !! i thought wed never get her here.... especially after the episode in NZ...
respekt to XS for sortin this one!

[weavy]

Tell ya what guys this is gonna be a big night lisa knows her stuff alright.
i worked beside her back in the early days off her DJing carreer and boy was she good then..
and i cant wait to dj beside her again.....

all yous who aint into hardhouse n stuff it dosent matter
this is one DJ. you cant afford to miss this is a GOLDEN event with the TOP LADY of Hardhouse
in poles around the uk like dj mag mininstry n stuff Lisa has slashed the arses of ppl like fergie and judge jules.

Loving it laaarrrrrrrge

[nigel]

I had to stare at that for ages before I worked out it was your tongue poking out and not some kind of deformed/infected facial genital.

[weavy]

Hahahahahahahahahahah wicked cossy tho aint it
hey elhoneeeeeeeeeee check out some more picks m8

http://eventspastandfuture.homestead...artypicks.html


and by the way i keep 4getting to ask ya for a pick so if u have one can you email it to me m8
nice one brother

[Lashed]

No one needs to convince me to go to this event. Oh my God I'm going to be in Heaven and I can't wait.

I thought it was going to be a long time before I got to see the Queen of Hard House but HERE SHE COMES!!!!!!

[Countree Girl]

Weavy, your farken MAD!!! Good to see

Will shekoala be gracing the place with her presents??? Might have to leave here early and swing past and have a look!! Might make it 600kms just in time!!

WoooHooooo party weekend

Will there be door sales ?

[shekoala]

dohhhhhh countreee girlllllllll no chance im missin this one!!!!!!!!!!

ill be there with more than bells on.... the the the the the

[Rico]

is contree gal the red nose lady???

[shekoala]

nah thats my sister.. ill get a pic of countree girl up for ya all if you like?

[Countree Girl]

Fraid not Rico (mr tyre man)

But i may drop in if i get to perth in time!! Sonds like tis gunna be a huge night.

Ha ha where you gunna find one of those shekoala?

[shekoala]

Hidden camera.... we have the technology

[zoombox]

I dont really think that Lisa Lashes is all that good looking like so many peeps make out she is.

[flaunt]

each to their own guido! the

i think the lashes wallpaper is al-ritey!!! the
leech it at http://www.tidytrax.net/download/lashes.zip

shekoala: hidden cameras hey? ooo, kinky! thelol.. the

[shekoala]

oi flaunt for $5.95 a minute u too can watch....

[Countree Girl]

Humf

Well get your camera's ready cause CountrEE Girl may just show up on Friday the 30th!!!! and show you city slickers a thing or two bout partying lol

[vat]

I'm not much into hard house, but if I'm going to listen to any I'll listen to Lisa. I'm just going to Lashed because she is fucken HOT!!!

[shekoala]

hey me too vat... lol
but i love my hardhouse...

oi countree girl... typical country attitude...think ya can do things harder/bigger/better than us city slickers....

[JoeCool]

Lisa Lashes will open a few peoples eyes as to what good hard house is. Maybe we can get some now people coverted to the cause lol.

seriously she will rock the kasbah... i cant wait...

LISA LASHES HERE I COME!!!

[Ed Hoover]

words cannot describe...

i had a huge tantrum when i found she was playing for GC but not in perth.

its been rumoured she's been coming for ages, but to see it in print... i've been smiling all day

[BoyWonderDownUnder]

wooooopppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lisa lashes
mmmmmm woof woof il be your dog
woof woof
yipeeeeeeeeeee im up for it
anytime bring on the women

[syko]

wow upstairs of ghost is pretty tiny!! should be a nice packed intimate crowd

[DirectX]

should be a fukin huuuuuugggggggeeeeeeeeeeee night!! See you all there with bells on!

<span style='color:red'>=>FRENETIC HARD HOUSE @ ROSEMOUNT HOTEL, 28th NOVEMBER featuring DJ JON DAVISON(USA) & Residents Weavy, DirectX and Freestyle plus weekly guests, free entry 8-late<=</span>

[Countree Girl]

Quote from shekoala, posted on 15-11-2001 15:48

oi countree girl... typical country attitude...think ya can do things harder/bigger/better than us city slickers....

Off course we do...

[Freestyle]

<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>LISA LASHES @ HOMELANDS</span></span>



She really goes off with a bang, she puts more energy into her sets than the crowd do&#33;&#33;&#33; the
Man it&#39;s going to be a great night I can&#39;t wait.

[Teknoscape]

Just added the Lisa Lashes profile on the front page..

Some good pictures there also

[Fatty Arbuckle]

Oh, she&#39;s shocking looking. You sure she&#39;s not a tranny??

(No offence to those who thinks she is a looker)

F.A

[Freestyle]

That photo didn&#39;t do her much justice, this ones a bit better

[flaunt]

* SCHWIIIING&#33;&#33;&#33; *

[Fatty Arbuckle]

Flaunt

Mmm......nope, still nothing. But thanks for trying

[shekoala]

would you like me to give a whirl fatty?










lol

[Mr Freestyle]

Quote from Fatty Arbuckle, posted on 16-11-2001 11:34

Flaunt

Mmm......nope, still nothing. But thanks for trying

Fatty she puts on one hell of a show, she isn&#39;t just a DJ&#33;

[PKING]

...yeah, exactly... when you go and witness a set from Lis, its not just your bog-standard DJ that plays a nice tight set..its that PLUS her actually &#39;performing&#39; to the crowd...showbusiness + a DJ all rolled into one...go and check it to see what i mean...you&#39;ll regret it if you dont.

[Gibbon]

Quote from PKING, posted on 15-11-2001 01:19

Perth, as she is amongst a handful of DJ&#39;s/live acts that havent graced the shores of Perth.. (Basement Jaxx?- they&#39;d be mental)

Basement jaxx have been here at least once for the big day out.

Lisa L. looks like a drag queen, I wouldnt be suprised if (s)he was packing.

[zoombox]

Quote from Fatty Arbuckle, posted on 16-11-2001 10:34

Oh, she&#39;s shocking looking. You sure she&#39;s not a tranny??

(No offence to those who thinks she is a looker)

F.A

I dont get it either she looks like a whore

[Potato King]

*breathes into paper bag* XS never have I been more impressed *pops off potato hat* & 2 top that ur bringing over Roosta (pitty Skoll's not comming as well, they made a good pair @ HH nations)............. now if this dosent get the HH phenomenon rolling I'll move east, wheres the HH arena in Perth 4 Gate Crasher? No Hard House = No Potato King

TICKETS 4 ROOSTA & LASHES PLS...... WHERE?

jase ya fkn bandeto, lashes is cummin & ya just neglected 2 tell me last week *elbows jase to the head* fuk yeah&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; & youll b there&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.... close enough to c the silicone scares on lisa's tits... U BANDIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; U ABSOLUTE FUKN BANDIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; *hyperventilates*

[vat]

ummm

http://www.angelfire.com/ak/worldasleep/
nuff said

[K Babey]

Quote from Freestyle, posted on 16-11-2001 10:10

<span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>LISA LASHES @ HOMELANDS</span></span>



She really goes off with a bang, she puts more energy into her sets than the crowd do&#33;&#33;&#33;
Man it&#39;s going to be a great night I can&#39;t wait.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, she is a DOG....yucky.

[Mr Freestyle]

In your eyes maybe, but how many chicks have the ability to keep the whole rooms eyes transfixed for a whole set & have an ability behind the decks better than most male DJ's.

Ok Claudia Schiffer she may not be, but she puts on a complete show, she is entertainement & not just a DJ&#33;

[DirectX]

hmmm



the the the

[shekoala]

thats show biz huh?... that last pic is great.. who gives a fuck what she actually looks like... look at DJ Lotte, shes nice lookin nothin spesh but cause she got up, jumped and played to the crowd, they couldnt get enough of her.. shite someone even propossed to her on here if i remember rightly&#33; lol

When i go i watch the DJ, its just something ive always done and enjoyed, i love nothing better than a DJ who has fun, plays to the crowd, performs, wear outrageous getup, rip ya clothes off.. whateva works&#33;&#33;&#33;

go lisa go lisa