Best ways to smuggle booze into the cricket

[J-Ed]

hip flask down the pants is always a goer

anyone got some fail safe ideas?

[Graffekta]

Originally Posted by J-Ed

hip flask down the pants is always a goer

anyone got some fail safe ideas?

I find putting a bottle of Jacks in a condom and then swallowing it is the best way to smuggle alcohol in to the cricket, then all you have to do is wait until you need to shit and out comes boozey good times, yay!

[J-Ed]

yeah.. what about i just drink it all before i go in?

edit: rather than try to pass a bottle of jd's.

[geisha]

never having been to the cricket i can't give you any real 'fail safe' ideas, beyond the obvious. do they check your bags?

[alba]

hahhaa

if your hip flask is metal, they'll find it.... metall detectors

[J-Ed]

cheers for the heads up, didnt know they had metal detectors on the gates now

[alba]

someone had an ingenious idea for booze smuggling into the cricket... i'll be fucked if i can remember it

[RiDlEy]

one of those bag things you put on your back and usually fill wilth water. rip the guts out and smuggle the whatever ya call it in full of piss...

Or go buy a new hot water bottle, fill it with piss & smuggle that in

edit: bladder!!!! thats the name of the bastard

[J-Ed]

"Other yobbos developed ingenious schemes to smuggle alcohol into the stadium. They discovered that water melons could be injected with vodka. Fruit salad could be soaked in booze over night and port could be placed in coca -cola bottles and look like the real thing."

[Ed Hoover]

Bottle of jacks/cougar/beam/bundy down the pants and a baggy shirt is still a charm.

Last time I went they smelt inside my friends plastic bag, but they think he was retarded.

[Drinky McBeer]

I just take a 600ml bottle full of vodka and a bottle of coke or whatever. They expect you to take in drinks of water etc and dont check it very thoroughly. The only time they will ever notice that you are taking in booze is if you have a clanking backpack full of beers.

but if you really want to get in with a clanking backpack full of beers, just line up behind someone going in with an esky. They generally dont have enough people checking to go through every persons stuff, but the eskys they will always check, so whille they are checking the esky you just walk on in.

[Graffekta]

Can you take an esky for coke and stuff?
Fill up those blue water bottle containers that you normally fill with salt water and freeze with booze...

[Vito Corleone]

Clean your esky out, fill the esky with a couple of bottles of vodka and ice, take some O.J, lemonade etc etc and a couple of cups, scoop out the cold vodka with the cup, and fill with what you want..when they open it, it will look like your carrying an esky with melted ice and bottles of safe drink. I dont know about the smell though, does vodka have a distinct smell??

[Ziksre]

fill your esky with vodka and ice, then stick your soft drinks on that. scoop out with cups.

EDIT: yeah, what vito said. i should probably read before i post.

[aleks]

Originally Posted by Vito Corleone

Clean your esky out, fill the esky with a couple of bottles of vodka and ice, take some O.J, lemonade etc etc and a couple of cups, scoop out the cold vodka with the cup, and fill with what you want..when they open it, it will look like your carrying an esky with melted ice and bottles of safe drink. I dont know about the smell though, does vodka have a distinct smell??

genius

[bRy]

False bottomed eskies always work a treat

[Vito Corleone]

Originally Posted by aleks

genius

This, I've been told.

[dj_ahriman]

Take an old jacket that you no longer give a shit if its cut up and ruined... now open up the linings, and cleverly put some goon-bag style drink holding apparatus in the lining, making sure that down the bottom is the feeder nipple etc.. depending on what jacket you don, you can put in excess of 20 litres of liquid storage here. Heck, you can even go so far as to have different alcohol in different compartments. Dont forget, to hold the weight up and make it look semi-resonable youll have to sew the bags into the lining itself, otherwise youll have some major goon weightage donning the bottom of your jacket, making you look like a fruity fat fuck.

A mate of mine and I were discussing this very thing thisevening.

[GoOsH]

a) empty a 1 ltr pump pack of sun screen, clean it out. 1ltr pump pack of spirits

b) those hot/cold packs, empty it out with a syringe, refill with spirits, cover hole with whatever, strap to your body.


Yes, we have gone to the cricket way too often.

[acrosstheline]

http://www.flaskshop.com/page/flask/...?qtsrc=froogle

It's here! The Hard Plastic Binocular flask - looks just like the real thing. Each side is an 8 oz. flask. Comes with a plastic funnel and plastic carry wrist strap.

[xeon]

glass hip flask of jacks down the dacks or taped to the leg works a treat

[one like the goose]

Hip flask has always worked a treat for me but remember that smuggling it into the venue isn't your only concern. People watch the crowd with binoculars for the whole game and look for people drinking on the sly. Once you're into the venue put your hip flask in a back pack and try to look like you're shuffling through your back pack for someone as you fill up whatever vessel you'll be drinking out of. This is especially worthy of note of you're going with a rowdy bunch of people and they'll watch you like hawks.

[vapours]

Get a suncream bottle with one of those pushtops, empty the suncream, and then run it under a tap for about 10 minutes or so, then fill up the bottle with vodka. Then get a cup of soft drink, and just use the pushtop lid to squirt some vodka into ya drink.

I did this at the SCG but found out I didn't need to do it as security don't care if you bring your own alcohol in.

[Schmooftie]

Originally Posted by vapours

Get a suncream bottle with one of those pushtops, empty the suncream, and then run it under a tap for about 10 minutes or so, then fill up the bottle with vodka. Then get a cup of soft drink, and just use the pushtop lid to squirt some vodka into ya drink.

I did this at the SCG but found out I didn't need to do it as security don't care if you bring your own alcohol in.

My Mate did this last year and he said the alcohol tasted like sunscreen

Them Flash Binoculars are insane!! I want some

I duno how much they actually spy on you... last year I went with a group of about 60 people and we all had specially made tshirts and we all had different alcohol smuggling schemes going on which could of been easily found out if we were actually being "watched like hawks"

[Wrepz]

My grandad modded his gopher mobile to have a concealed esky under the seat. He can walk fine as well but he just rather cruise.